I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be where I am today without all the people I can call my friends. When I say friends I mean like REAL friends - the ones you can call at any hour for any reason, either to pick 'drunk you' up or just to talk. The ones who will stay up late with you on FaceTime to help you do your homework or just when you can't sleep. The friends that are always there for you when you need to vent, just complain, whine, or cry.

They will always understand you and know exactly what you need and most likely, the answer will be a movie and some snacks. Not all of my friends are close to me - some live a long distance away - but I can still depend on them. I am that friend that doesn't always stay in contact, I will be thinking of you and wondering, but will never follow up... Like I just had a bad first date with you or something and you are waiting for my call... Yeah... Nah. I may do it to make it a surprise or shoot you a text and you will try and keep it going but, you see, when I text, I have three main responses; 1. okay 2. ya 3. lol... I know i'm terrible, but I swear I can actually be an amazing friend, and I love meeting new people, so feel free to contact me after you read this.

Even though I'm a terrible at texting, I am happy to say I have a bunch of great people in my life I consider REAL friends. Then, when people sort of gang up and create friend groups, I love it - like thank you for including me!!! But then you have the people who will always feel left out. Trust me, I get it, I feel that way a lot. But, I just ignore it and make the best of it! Not everyone can be pleased by one another 24/7 or life would be kind of boring.

If we didn't get pissed off at one another every now and then, our friendships would probably be built off of lies or be nonexistent. It's making us stronger and also letting us know, "Hey a**hole, include me next time" and you will feel like crap but they are right. But also, chill, like everyone should be able to hang out with other people and not hide it - it's not like we are all married. I still love them and they should know that.

They shouldn't get mad because I don't know if you feel this way, but I have a tendency of getting tired of people if they spend every minute of the day with me. Sometimes I just want to nap, eat in peace alone, and dance and sing to the top of my lungs without someone saying, "Why are you like this?" That's what my friend says to me sometimes but we have a limit and it doesn't even hurt me because I know I'm weird - we all are and we end up laughing all the time about it.

So, try and not make a big deal out of the little things, can't we all be friends and just be weird together and laugh about it later? Oh, and don't go thinking that I'm some super humble person. I mean, I can be, but if you don't want to be my friend, that's your loss. You will just never experience me when you're sad telling you my terrible jokes that I still remember from middle school. I will give you a sneak peek...

Where does an Eskimo keep his money?


I know, I know, you just fell off your chair laughing and if you didn't, you may at this because P.S., I stole all of my jokes from club penguin LOL!