Summer is officially here, and that means one thing: Big Brother season! Julie Chen, crazy houseguests, exciting competitions... it's truly the most wonderful time of the year. Have you ever thought about what type of houseguest you would be in the BB house? Probably. Have you ever thought about what type of houseguest the characters of 'The Office' would be if they were in the BB house? Probably not. So I did it for you.
Michael: The Pawn
That one player who seems to have permanent residence on the eviction block. He's far from a threat, so other houseguests keep him around in case their target needs someone to sit next to.
Dwight: The Paranoid One
The player who starts to lose his mind 3 hours into the game. Doesn't trust anyone and thinks everyone in the house is gunning after him. Thinks he's manipulating the entire house.
Jim: The Social Player
Easily the most likely to win right from the beginning. He wins the comps he needs to, but what really gets him through the house is his incredible social game. Makes friends with everyone and gets in other peoples' heads without them even realizing.
Pam: The All-Girl Alliance Starter
Determined to make an all-girl alliance that survives the summer. Just wants everyone to get along but will end up making one of the biggest moves everyone else was too afraid to do.
Stanley: The Floater
Just came to the BB house to relax by the pool all summer.
Kevin: The Have-Not
The houseguest who just can't win. Always the first one out in every competition and undoubtedly ends up a have-not on slop every week.
Angela: The One Who Asks To Leave
Doesn't know why she volunteered for this kind of torture in the first place. Self-evicts after the first week because of how much she hates her houseguests.
Phyllis: The Follower
The well-intentioned but not very strategic player who follows whatever the majority of the house does. Always votes the way she's told to and ends up in the final four out of sheer luck.
Creed: The Old One
That one person who's 25 years older than the rest of the houseguests. Doesn't relate to the other players very well but has lots of fun commentary in the diary room as a result.
Oscar: The Gay One
Aligns himself with the girls and let's them know all the dirt that's going on with the guys. Tries to play every side of the house but at the end of the day is only really loyal to one or two other people.
Ryan: The Showmance Seeker
Came into the BB house to find love. Doesn't care to get involved in the politics of the game and will end up losing because he'll sacrifice his game for his showmance.
Kelly: The Drama Queen
The one who keeps everyone entertained all summer with the drama she stirs up. Will call someone out for looking at her wrong and probably cries four times a week in the diary room.
Andy: The Mommy's Boy
The guy who's never been away from his family and starts to crack after the first week. Always talks about how much he misses home and doesn't even want to be in the game anymore.
Darryl: The Underdog
The unexpected competitor no one anticipated as being a threat. Has a good social game but is also great at endurance and mental competitions. His passion is what gets him through the game.
Erin: The Superfan
The girl who's been watching BB since she could walk and is the most excited to live in the house for a whole summer. Ready to get zinged by Zingbot, almost faints when a former houseguest comes to host a comp, and volunteers to go on slop just for the experience.
Toby: The First Eliminated
We hardly knew ya.