The List of Justin: Things That Annoy Me
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The List of Justin: Things That Annoy Me

Drink It In Maaaannnnnn.

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The List of Justin: Things That Annoy Me
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For those who don't watch Pro-Wrestling (all of you), Chris Jericho has a new gimmick where he takes those who annoy him and puts them on a list for comedic effect. The List of Jericho makes me laugh a great deal, and figured I could make a list of stuff and people who annoy me. So, here we go. Here is the list of Justin. Drink it in, Maaaaannnnnnnn.

1. DC Fanboys.

If you like DC, I have no qualm with you. You like what you like and that's cool by me. My problem is those DC fans who like to take shots at others and are in full loser denial. Look, All 3 of your DC cinematic universe movies have sucked. If you like them, that's fine. That's all a matter of opinion. However, if you talk down or rant on those who find them to be utter crap, congratulations, YOU'RE ON THE LIST!

2. Teachers who are about that Group Project life.

I've never had my testicles pulled back up to my chin. However, I imagine the pain I would feel from that would be equal to the pain I feel in my soul when a teacher proclaims, "split up into groups." If you are a teacher and you do this, you are lazy, you suck and I wish you nothing but the worst. Group projects are not an effective way for us to learn. You claim it is to build up social skills, but that's not how that plays out, does it!? It makes me hate the people you put me with even more. So, ass clown teachers who push this agenda, YOU'RE ON THE LIST!

3. Jealous boyfriends

Look, I get the whole relationship-paranoia component of some relationships. I mean, I probably read about it in Teen Dream Magazine or any of that hot garbage. However, if you are a boyfriend and view me as a threat to your relationships. You are a STUPID IDIOT! You obviously have self-confidence issues you need to work out. I just talk to your girlfriend, I'm not about breaking up your little relationship. This tell me two things. One, My dick is bigger than yours. Two, YOU'RE ON THE LIST!

4. The Zookeeper who killed Harambe.

The only thing that is more dead than Harambe is the meme based around him. Regardless, you are the scum of the earth and I hope you swallow a beehive. It should not be much of a shock for your legend-killing ass that YOU'RE ON THE LIST!

5. People who don't tip their bartenders.

I've never been a bartender. That is not a job I have ever desired in the slightest. However, it does not take a bartender to know a bartender's struggle. They work very hard and have to put up with a ton of bullshit from your druken ass. If you don't tip them accordingly, guess what, dumbass? YOU'RE ON THE LIST.

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