Welcome back from Easter Break, Warriors! I'm not sure how many schools get sort of two Spring breaks, but boy did the Easter break about a month after Spring break mess me up. We have now reached the home stretch in the Spring semester, the one thing between us and Summer. Darty SZN is upon us as of last week, with temperatures reaching about 85 degrees and all of this dreaded snow melted.
Now that we have started the final countdown to Summer, I'm sure we can all relate to our "Friends" (See what I did there?)
First off, you forgot about that assignment that had to be done over break...
I mean, c'mon. Did you really expect us to do all this work while we were getting trash- I mean, hanging out with family?
Realizing how much you let your grades drop
Wasn't that a "B+" two weeks ago...?
Then trying to bring them up like...
Just give me another week... or three... Any extra credit? Can't you just drop my lowest grade, or five?
The decision to day drink or do homework.
Homework is for now but blackouts are for... the night.
You don't even know how many classes you've missed due to darty-ing
Does my professor even know what I look like?
Sparky's, the Den, or Dominos?
Hmmm... How long can I make this pizza last before it goes stale?
Not caring about how you dress anymore
But then again, did we ever really care??
You don't even know what you're talking about anymore in your papers
Please just think it's a state of total awareness in which I can prepare myself for any danger that comes my way and not a Japanese dish...
You're not sure what day it is anymore
But I thought our meeting was Thursday? Oh... It is Thursday, isn't it...
When you realize how much you have to do between now and the end of the semester and it just stresses you out to a point
Unless you want to do this work for me, gtfo.
You begin to feel as if everything is just going to complete sh*t
YEAH BUT DOES PROFESSOR SO-AND-SO KNOW THAT YOU TOTALLY COPY AND PASTED THAT WITHOUT CITING IT???????
But you know your friends will be there make everything better!
They'll always be there for you, because you're there for them too.