The Freshman 15 As Told By The Cast Of "The Office"

The Freshman 15 As Told By The Cast Of "The Office"

We dreaded it. We feared it. We said it would never happen... but here we are.

Although it may be expected of us college freshmen to gain weight, it doesn't make accepting the "Freshman 15" any easier. And although this is somewhat of a touchy subject, I decided making light of this subject would make me less depressed about my post-first year weight gain. So, as told by the cast of "The Office," here is the break down of the denial, realization, and acceptance of the "Freshman 15."

1. When older college students/parents freak you out about the Freshman 15 the summer before college:

"Mom, I play sports year round. I'm invincible when it comes to weight gain." Try and tell me you didn't make this argument at some point before you left for school.

2. Your determination coming to school:

You come into college with the determination that the Freshman 15 won't hit you like a ton of breaks.

3. Your mindset after every stressful day of your first semester:

You start to tell yourself that you "deserve" to eat something sweet every day because of how "stressful" and "hectic" your days are. Made a 79 on a test? Reward yourself with a cookie. Actually went to class? Indulge in a milkshake.

4. When your friends look stalk your Instagram and say, "Wow, you used to be so tiny!"

Honestly, how rude. But then you start to ask yourself "Are they right?"

5. When you realize your friends are actually right:

This can't be happening. I've always been skinny.

6. When your mom calls you out for gaining weight:

"Mom, I don't need this right now." Trust me, we've all been there.

7. ... and then she tells you you need to stop drinking as much:

"But Mom," you argue, "I don't even drink that much."

8. So you go for a run almost every day during Christmas break, and you feel good about yourself... until you realize that you don't look any different:

You go for a mile-long run, then look in the mirror afterwards expecting to have abs. Trust me, we've all been there.

9: Throughout your spring semester, you work out here and there but kinda realize that there's no hope:

You give up. Drowning in finals and wallowing in the fact that you're about to leave your best friends doesn't give you time to exercise and eat healthily, right?

10: And as your second semester comes to a close, you realize that summer is the perfect opportunity to shed some pounds:

Your summer workout plan can officially begin!! But are you really going to stick to it?

So here's to you, rising college sophomores. Good luck with those workout plans, and lay off of the Cook Out.
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To High School Seniors In Their Last Semester

Senior year moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Dammit, you made it. The final semester of your senior year. You’re at the top of the food chain of high school, and it feels so good. You’re probably praying this last semester flies by, that you get out of town as soon as possible.

At this point, you’re calling teachers by their first names, the entire staff knows you by name, and you’re walking around school standing tall, owning those hallways. You’re convinced you’re ready to leave and move on to the next chapter in your life.

You’ve already experienced your last football game, standing in the cold in the front row of the student section all season long, decked out in your school colors and cheering loud and proud. That is, until they lost, and you realized you will never have that experience again. Never again.

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You already had your last winter break. Preparing and celebrating the holidays with your family, ice skating and sledding with your best friends. Those quiet nights alone in your room watching Netflix, taking for granted your loved ones just a few rooms away. Never again.

If you’re an athlete, you may have already played in your last game or ran your last race. The crowd cheering, proudly wearing your school’s name across your chest, giving it your all. For some, it may be the end of your athletic career. Before you knew it, you were standing in an empty gym, staring up at the banners and thinking about the mark you left on your school, wondering where on earth the time went. Never again.

I’m telling you right now, you’re going to miss it all. Everything you’ve ever known. Those early mornings when you debate going to first hour because you really need those McDonald’s hash browns. The late nights driving home from practice, stopping for ice cream of course, ready for a late night of homework. Getting food on a whim with your friends. Endless fights with your siblings. Your favorite chips in the pantry. A fridge full of food. Coming home to and getting tackled by your dog. Driving around your hometown, passing the same sights you’ve seen every day for as long as you can remember. Hugs from your mom after a long day. Laughs with your dad. And that best friend of yours? You’re going to miss them more than anything. I’m telling you right now, nothing will ever be the same. Never again.

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Before you start packing your bags, slow down, take a deep breath, and look around. You’ve got it pretty good here. The end of your senior year can be the time of your life; it’s truly amazing. So go to the winter dance, go to Prom, spend Senior Skip Day with your classmates, go to every sporting event you can, while you still can. College is pretty great, but it’s the little things you’re gonna miss the most. Don’t take it for granted because soon, you’ll be standing in a packed gym in your cap and gown, wondering where the heck the time went. You’ve got a long, beautiful life ahead of you, full of joy but also full of challenges. You’re going to meet so many wonderful people, people who will treat you right and people who won’t.

So, take it all in. Be excited for the future and look forward to it, but be mindful of the present. You’ve got this.
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4 Insightful Quotes From 'The Alchemist' That Will Resonate With People Who Want To Follow Their Dreams

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In "The Alchemist" by Paulo Coelho, a young boy named Santiago embarks on a life-changing journey to find a hidden treasure in the pyramids of Egypt and learns the importance of following one's destiny along the way. Since its release in the 1990s, "The Alchemist" has captivated people all over the world, including TV personality Oprah Winfrey and actor Will Smith.

With its powerful messages of love and gratitude, here are some of the most insightful quotes from the novel that will resonate with those who want to find and pursue their purpose in life.

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On his journey, Santiago learns that love exists as a universal language in the world. When people follow their dreams and passions, they are driven by the power of love. With this power, one can guide themselves on the path to finding their own treasure and accomplishing their goals. Actively shaping your destiny through love can also positively improve how you perceive everything around you.

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Throughout their lives, people will make mistakes and have regrets, and we will often spend days wondering what we could've done differently. We forget that we can't change the past and that the only thing that matters is how we move forward in the present day. So let go of past mistakes and regrets, and focus on how you can improve the present.

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