Life. It’s full of decisions, and they aren’t always easy.
And me, being the kindsoul that I am, have decided the hardest ones for you.
So, go ahead! Enjoy. These 100% factual answers are truly the ones you’ve been waiting for.
Cats or dogs?
Oh boy, I don't know if you can handle this one. Obviously, cats, right?! Alright, well this has been fun. Although short-lived, let's close out of the screen if that was your answer, because dog lovers are onlyallowed on this page. Sorry not sorry!
Nike or Adidas?
Hm... decisions, decisions. You know your mind says Nike, but your heart secretly says Adidas.
Instagram or Vsco?
Vsco. Shoot! Sorry, that was humility speaking. Attention and arrogance are now telling me Insta. Sorry humility, but you are outnumbered. Insta it is!
Starbucks or Dunkin?
Tall, grande, or venti? If I wanted to speak a different language, I’d travel across the world - not walk into my local Starbucks. So catch me with that large mocha swirl iced coffee cream and sugar for half the price, because Dunkin all the way.
BeyoncÄ— or Rihanna?
Queen Bey or RiRi? BeyoncÄ— might have the single ladies, but Rihanna's got me with Fenty Beauty.
iPhone or Android?
Unless your life calling is to simply ruin the pleasure of group chats, then Android is the one for you. But like Grandma always used to say, “When life gives you blue text bubbles, don’t be a green one," so when in doubt, iPhone it out!
Backstreet Boys or *NSYNC?
*NSYNC. Two words. Justin. Timberlake.
Apple Music or Spotify?
Apple Music. Unpopular opinion. Don't @ me. Goodbye.
Zac Efron or Liam Hemsworth?
Zac? Or Liam? This is just an unfair question. Who wrote this, anyways?! I can’t answer this ques -- Zac, Zac! Okay, Zac.
McDonalds or Burger King?
Ba da ba ba bah, I'm loving it. Shocker! But you know what they say, the power lies within the fries.
Hot or iced coffee?
Iced coffee. Whether you’re preparing for a brutal snowstorm, or a relaxing day at the beach, iced coffee is always the answer.
Twitter or Tumblr?
Twitter = Krusty Krab. Tumblr = Chum Bucket. What would we live for in life if we didn't have Twitter and its memes?
T.J. Maxx or Marshalls?
Marshalls. Wow, such a cruel comparison. We love you T.J. Maxx, but everyone knows that Marshalls has a bigger shoe section, which T.J. Maxx lacks.
And last, but certainly not least,
Chipotle or Moes?
Hit me up with that chipotle! Sorry Moes, but guac over queso anyday.
Well, unfortunately the answers have come to an end. No need to thank me, but these decisions will only improve your life for the better.