Ever walked around on campus and thought, "Wow that guy is the worst." Well here is a compiled list (not in any order) of the worst types of guys you can find at Florida Gulf Coast University.

Disclaimer: This is purely for sh*ts and giggles and I apologize in advance if you don't laugh. If you do not understand sarcasm, then this article may not be for you.

1. The Walking Protein Shake

This guy is so easy to spot, it's like playing Where's Waldo in a 6x6 finite area. Most people can recognize him by his other tags: the Athlete, the Jock, the Gun-master, and the Guy who doesn't know how to wear any shirt properly (seriously, hide the nips, dude, it's winter!).

At some point, you had mad respect for his dedication and discipline, but now it's just annoying. The gym is his territory and he's famous for hogging the weight rack and carrying around a full gallon jug of water to every class. You'll hear him from miles away when shakes his GNC blender bottle and brags about how many calories he gets to eat. And they are everywhere!

2. The Vaper

This guy is all about the weed. If he had a motto it'd be: "You live by the weed, you die by the weed" actually he probably has that on a t-shirt. You can smell this kid from a mile away thanks to his hemp-infused backpack and all snaps are of him vaping.

His talents involve getting rid of the smell after a round, narrowly missing setting off the fire alarm, and hiding his stash from the RA's. On the hand, he irritates you with his extensive explanation as to why weed is the drug version of the Messiah, but on the other hand, he's probably the chillest guy on this list.

3. The Born to be Frat Boy

Remember that one scene in "Mulan" where they have a full song plus footage of training to defeat the Huns? Yeah, this guy was born, raised, and practically trained to be a frat guy. He had this montage when he was twelve and on the brink of puberty.

You can see him always sporting his frat's insignia as well as shirts from every sorority on campus. He'll be at every event, every party, and every time you wonder how the hell he keeps up with his social life, schoolwork, and appears not to be dead tired all at once without wearing makeup (or so we all assume). He'll annoy you to the bone, purely because of the white boy stereotype.

4. The Borderline stalker

You'll meet him in the Starbucks line, he'll compliment you and maybe ask you out. You, being the sweetie you are, will let him down easy and he will overreact. If he doesn't make a big deal about it immediately, he will over time. At first, it starts with a text every day, then two texts, then two texts and four DMs.

Soon he'll be texting you daily, in your DMs, on your snap. He'll send you things like, "good morning beautiful," and "have a blessed day," which would be all well and good if he didn't also tweet a ton of passive-aggressive "friend-zone" tweets. Do yourself a solid, and pop this guy in kindergarten with the rest of the kiddies.

5. The Big Ass Question Mark

Who is he? You'll never know until he opens his mouth and adds an unnecessary defensive comment to your conversation.

Whenever you mention anything: be it alcohol-related, sex-related, talking about parties or tattoos, he'll make sure to shame you into silence for every one of these activities, only to see participating in those exact same activities months after your friendship is formed.

If this hasn't scared you enough, wait till we start talking about his view on women. When any sort of women's issues comes up, he brings his old friends: the "not all men" and the "being a middle-class, straight, white male isn't easy either" conversations to the party. He says that girls who wear makeup are liars and that you should "take her swimming on the first date."

He makes a lot of jokes like this, his jokes are pretty borderline and can make you feel uncomfortable. He says he's not homophobic or trans-phobic, but it's pretty damn clear he is (especially when he uses the term "gay" as an insult). He'll seem like a catch at first, but the only thing he'll want from you is a degree in obedience, a skinny version of Kim Kardashian's body and a thousand other impossible standards. You'll probably give yourself a headache by constantly rolling your eyes back into your skull.