10 Stages Of 'Netflix And Chill' As Told By Dogs
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10 Stages Of 'Netflix And Chill' As Told By Dogs

"Netflix and Chill" can be ruff.

Shelby Lynn Choate
Apr 18, 2016
Lindenwood University
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10 Stages Of 'Netflix And Chill' As Told By Dogs
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As millennials, the majority of us are in college, and are just too poor for dates. But lucky for us, there is this really cheap technology, that your mom probably pays for, that can be a very casual form of dating. Or, it can be a great booty call strategy. Let’s be real. Although, this could be a generational problem, because we all are afraid, or don’t want anything real, it’s life. And like most things it is way funnier, and best explained by the reactions of dogs:

Stage 1: Sending, or receiving the “Netflix and Chill?” text.

Stage 2: Freaking out because we all know what that means.

Stage 3: Excitement level: not lowkey.

Stage 4: Feeling yourself while walking over.

Stage 5: At first it’s pretty awkward.

Stage 6: It's always a struggle to figure out what to watch, that's not what's important.

Stage 7: The infamous Netflix and Chill “look.”

Stage 8: Caution: it could get weird.

Stage 9: But then you're "20 minutes into Netflix and Chill and..."

Stage 10: There’s no such thing as a walk of shame.

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