There are a lot of thank you letters out there thanking parents for their love and support and everything that they provide – like life. Those are really sweet letters. However, this one is not like that. This letter is thanking my parents for the things that show that they really went above and beyond.
- Thank you Mom for never letting me have Crocs no matter how much I begged.
- Thank you Dad for showing me that the best music is from the 70s.
- Also I would like to give thanks to my stepdad for showing me that the rest of the great music is from the 90s.
- Thank you Mom for introducing me to "Law and Order: SVU," "Friends" and Bill Clinton.
- Thank you Dad for showing me "Star Wars" – the movies and Battlefront. No judgment.
- Thank you Dan (my stepfather for all you strangers) for showing me "The Office." However, I will never thank you for making me watch "Joe Dirt."
- Thank you Mom for showing me how tampons work. I would’ve been lost without you.
- Thank yous should be given to both of my fathers for telling me how a man should and should not treat me. I already knew that, but at least I know you care.
- Thank you Mom for your good looks.
- Thanks for that too Dad.
- Sorry Dan.
- Thank you Mom for being so cool and open-minded and supportive of everything that I do.
- Thank you Dad for being the coolest guitar playing father anyone could ever have.
- Thank you Dan for taking me and my brother in and loving us as your own.
Lastly, thank you for naming me something normal. Something I can always find on a keychain.