And so it begins...
1. "I miss y sososud much."
To your recent ex. And you'll proceed to tell them how much you miss them and want them back.
2. "I cant bleievve u dide this toooo us."
Or, you'll send a nasty text about how much you hate them for hurting you.
3. "Whr r uuuuuuuu?"
Sent to a friend that has somehow disappeared inside the frat house.
4. "I'm FINEEEEWE.one to bathroom before y."
I would just search for your friend in the bathroom.
5. "YES. I've ben drunking."
Drinking, drunking — same thing. You were clearly texting someone incoherent texts and they were making sure you're okay.... You're not.
6. "I'm goin toi come hopme."
GiphyYou are missing your family and you text them that you are coming home... Well, that will scare mom in the morning.
7. "I need water."
You're sober enough to realize you need more to drink aside from alcohol but drunk enough to have lost your friend and text them you are dying of thirst.