105 Texts My Dog Would Send Me If He Could
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105 Texts My Dog Would Send Me If He Could

"You watch me go to the bathroom, that's not fair."

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105 Texts My Dog Would Send Me If He Could
Caitlin Flaherty

1. Are you up yet?

2. I have to pee.

3. OH MY GOD THERE'S A SQUIRREL OUTSIDE

4. I really should be outside sometime.

5. The sun is up so why aren't you?

6. I'm ready for the day.

7. You're taking too long.

8. YOU ROLLED OVER!!

9. I know you're awake now

10. You better get up

11. FINALLY

12. Why aren't you running to the door with me?

13. Come on, come on

14. Thank you thank you thank you

15. I smell something

16. Let's follow it

17. Come on, it'd be fun!

18. Alright, alright fine then throw the ball

19. BALL

20. HA! You thought I'd give it back

21. Again, again!

22. Why are you going inside?

23. Where are you going?

24. Um excuse me?

25. WHY DID YOU CLOSE THE DOOR?

26. You watch me go to the bathroom, that's not fair.

27. Guess I'll just wait here

28. DO YOU HEAR THAT?

29. I think someone is here.

30. SOMEONE IS HERE

31. I'll protect us

32. It's the damn delivery man again

33. What do you mean stop?

34. He's the one at MY HOUSE

35. You're welcome by the way

36. Why are leaving?

37. HELLLOOOOO?

38. Where did you go?

39. Why did you leave me here?

40. I'll watch the house

41. SOMEONE IS WALKING

42. THEY HAVE A DOG

43. HE IS ON MY YARD. HE WILL PAY

44. I CANT GET TO HIM, THE WINDOW IS IN THE WAY

45. I scared him away

46. I'm pretty tough

47. I'm bored

48. Come home

49. You're taking too long

50. Come home. Now

51. CAR

52. I HEAR A CAR

53. IS IT YOU

54. Not you

55. I'm bored. Again.

56. WHEN WILL YOU BE HOME

57. ARE YOU EVEN COMING HOME

58. I'm out of water and you're not coming home.

59. I'm doomed.

60. Why did you leave me?

61. THERES A BIRD

62. ITS JUST SITTING THERE

63. You've been gone forever

64. How do I feed myself?

65. There's bread on the counter

66. It looks good

67. Oh it is good

68. You can buy more, I need this right now

69. CAR

70. IT HAS TO BE YOU

71. OH MY GOD IT IS YOU

72. Hi hi hi hi hi hi

73. I've missed you SO MUCH

74. I thought you left me

75. The bread?

76. Wasn't me.

77. I blame the delivery man and the cat

78. WAIT

79. YOU'RE HOME

80. THAT MEANS WALK

81. PLEASE PLEASE

82. YOU HAVE THE LEASH

83. Okay I'm trying to be calm

84. Hurry hurry HURRY

85. Ahh feels good to be outside

86. I'm so excited

87. DO YOU SEE THAT DOG

88. Why are you petting her?

89. Hello?

90. That's rude

91. DINNER TIME

92. I will eat as fast as I want

93. Will you share yours?

94. It looks better than mine, please please please

95. OH THANK YOU

96. I love this couch

97. Why do I have to move?

98. I was here first

99. Cause I'm a dog? Really?

100. That's dumb

101. Dogs should be in charge, not humans

102. What do you mean no?

103. My toy agrees with me

104. I'm getting tired, your lap looks comfortable

105. I love you I love you I love you

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