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18 Texts Guys Like Tristan Thompson Are Likely To Send You After 11 PM

"It was a mistake I won't do it again."

C.C. Promsatian

Mar 05, 2019

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18 Texts Guys Like Tristan Thompson Are Likely To Send You After 11 PM

Whether or not you're Khloe Kardashian or Jordyn Woods, everyone has had a "Tristan Thompson" in their lives at some point... or maybe that's just me.

Personally, I've been so exhausted about all this scandalous drama and it has no relevance in my life what so ever. However, my personal opinion is: WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW TRISTAN THOMPSON IS A SERIAL CHEATER AND A DICK?

I think we can all acknowledge that Thompson is a stereotypical fuckboy, so here are a few texts that you'd probably get from your own Tristan Thompson:

1. "U up?"

10 out of 10 women have received this text once in their lifetime.

2. Typical

NOT YOU.

3. My personal favorite

I have PTSD just from seeing this.

or a different variation

4. Fool me once

Alexa? Play Jolene by Dolly Parton.

5. Fool me twice

Do cousins kiss?

6. Shame on me

7. The go getter

8. eye rolls

Every GODDAMN TIME.

9. The swerve

That's some shady business.

10. Of course she is.

9 out of 10 times she usually is. I can say that because I was definitely the crazy ex.

11. Wait, you were seeing someone else this whole time?

12. How could I forget?

No girl actually enjoys getting nudes or giving them!

13. I thought it was the other way around

Maybe not. Thanks though!

14. Oh it's 11:11 make a wish

I wish for you to stop texting me.

15. They always know what to say

16. Don't fall for it, girl!

17. The truth

18. The winner

A very wise woman told me, "if he says this to you, run."

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"It was a mistake I won't do it again."

1. "U up?"

2. Typical

3. My personal favorite

or a different variation

4. Fool me once

5. Fool me twice

6. Shame on me

7. The go getter

8. *eye rolls*

9. The swerve

10. Of course she is.

11. Wait, you were seeing someone else this whole time?

12. How could I forget?

13. I thought it was the other way around

14. Oh it's 11:11 make a wish

15. They always know what to say

16. Don't fall for it, girl!

17. The truth

18. The winner

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