You don’t think that a celebration of tulips complete with dutch dancers and marching bands in wooden shoes is “weird”.
You have a winter coat that goes down to your knees, minimum.
School only cancels if it’s negative 15 below and you have at least 12 inches of snow.
Your school cafeteria is closed for a day due to snow pile up on the roof that caused leakage.
Kids are absent from school periodically throughout hunting season.
You get stuck behind tractors on the highway.
You do the hand thing.
You spend the entire summer at the beach.
You’re an outsider if you don’t own a gun, snowmobile, ATV, or mountain bike.
Spring doesn’t come until May.