Everyone gives Trump a bad rap concerning his hair. It’s been likened to a type of caterpillar, husks of corn, and various kinds of exotic birds, none of which are deserving of that kind of comparison. It’s just another thing to dislike on top of his sexist, racist, elitist comments, and it’s something that we as a country can really unite over in search of the destruction of this common enemy. However, in making fun of the man, we become no better than he, who often times comes up with problems but no solutions. So here are some things I personally believe would look better for Donald Trump’s hair needs than whatever it is he calls what’s on his head now.
Maybe he could benefit from something with a little more body?
What Trump really needs is some help from everyone's favorite Star Wars character, Jar Jar Binks! He would really help with that atrocity!
Maybe when defending his... tiny hands, Trump could just use this giant hot dog to illustrate size!
These dirty, smelly socks really detract from the over all grossness of his hair!
Overused memes? Throw 'em on there! Anything will help!
Maybe just a different style altogether would do him some good?
This duck is cool enough to up Trump's status tenfold.
Paula Deen is having a good time!
Everyone loves a good minion, so covering up his hair with a minion hat would be a surefire way to help his style.
Cats really make everything better.
All in all, basically anything would be better than what he's got going on now. Hopefully, he can figure it out, so that we as a country can focus less on his hair and more on his terrible policies. If we were to look at him as less of a joke and more of an actual threat to not only our nation but also to human rights in general, maybe less people would be inclined to vote against him in the upcoming elections.