While I am not a true-to-the-word teacher, I do spend my summer, winter, and basically any other break at my old elementary school with a group of kindergartners actually teaching them. I got offered my job by my boss when I was a senior in high school when I was doing a volunteer program.
The school that I work at was the elementary school that I went to as a child and the program that I work for is the exact program that I attended K-5th grade. Some of the teachers are even the same. My boss and one other person can still remember my first day of kindergarten and now I work with them side by side.
So, I did say I am not a real-real teacher but yet I am a teacher, what does that mean? Every day I take my group to our own room and have them choose jobs for the day, we do calendar, weather, and we sing songs to know what the days of the week and months of the year are. We spend all morning practicing our letter of the day (we go through the whole alphabet) by writing worksheets, practicing on the whiteboard and doing a letter of the day craft. We, of course, have play time, lunch, recess, and nap, after which we do a math activity. After the alphabet is over and we have done all the letters we practice colors each day and practice sight words and other things that will help further their learning when they go to kindergarten. The whole point of this program is to help the kids transition from preschool or no school, into kindergarten in a fun and easy way. See why I say I am kind of a teacher? With that being said, here are some hard truths that I thought about during a particularly hard day at work.
1. We will always love our kids... just sometimes we want to walk away.
This is not a super easy job. When a kid poops themselves while the other kids are screaming and crying and no one is responding to your calls for help it get difficult. Trust me. Its happened to me. You just want to rip your hair out and go cry in a corner but you cant because you have to watch the kids and that is so hard after all that.
2. You will never hate your name more that you will after you work at a school.
Every day I get my name called countless times and I never want to hear my name again. I mean really, how many times could a kid REALLY need to tell you a pointless story or that they need to go to the bathroom after we just went? I cant stand my name most days.
3. They will never listen no matter what you do.
You can offer as much candy, points, stickers, whatever you want and they will listen long enough to get the prize then go right back to not listening and that is so so frustrating. They will never ever listen.
4. Sometimes, a weekend isn't enough.
I get a one hour paid break and that is definitely not enough after I have had my name screamed at me all morning. Sometimes I really just want to walk out after I just walked in and go back home. Sometimes going home over the weekend isn't even enough because you just walk through the doors feeling like you just did this.
5. All that pretty art and time you spend will be a waste.
Kids. Destroy. Everything. All that time you spent on a pretty poster for the wall, a sign for the door, or a cute picture for them to color; it will get messed up major. Also, if you have an activity where they have to cut and paste stuff, you are going to get some pretty interesting monsters because they are not going to do it how it needs to be done.
6. They will not nap.
You can turn off all the lights, play some soft Disney tunes, and be completely quiet but I guarantee you that not even half of your kids will nap. Or stay on their mat.
Don't get me wrong, I love my job and I could go on and on about my complaints but I won't. I have it better than most and I only have to do this periodically. It's the people who do this every day for a living that should be writing this because they are the real heroes and can come up with much better and lengthier complaints than me.