Taylor Swift is a psycho and a genius, she's a psychotic genius. I mean look at what we "made her do." In the past 5 years, she has transformed into a completely different person three times now. " The old Taylor is dead," I mean at this point we don't even know who she is anymore. But like any other Swifter we can't look away, she has roped us in for her game.
Then, after all the John Mayer business, we got a different Taylor. Now she's singing about "dressing up like hipsters, and making fun of our ex's (ah ahh, ah ahh)." What happened to the boot stomping 15-year-old girl we all knew? Oh yeah, she started "feeling 22."
Duh, OK that makes sense, she grew up.
She grew up, like a lot! I mean now she had a song in "50 Shades of Grey"! Wow, I guess time does fly. I mean it felt like just yesterday that she was telling us that we "should've said no."
Well, I guess she never took her own advice because I mean that movie is all about never saying no, but I mean I won't judge.
But wait, what did we do? Taylor, you have to ease our minds, did we kill you? Or are you talking about the media? Or is it about Kanye? Man, I hate Kanye, I mean what kind of name is East? Was the release date about Kanye? Honestly, I think I speak for all Swifters when I say, we don't give a damn!!! You rock girl!
Let's talk about the business of this song. Her PR team is amazing. We seem to be talking about Taylor every 2 years it feels like. Not many artists can say that, I mean unless you get a TV gig, like Gwen Stefani. When was the last time you heard anything about the Black Eyed Peas? Or what about Cee Lo Green?
All of these artists were huge when Taylor first started, but only she is still relevant and still talked about, and still getting on the bill board 100. She has it all figured out, so stop bashing her because she is way better than you, yeah that's at you, Kanye.