We've all been there. You go to target for one thing and next you know, you have five carts and have spent $200.
How it happens, I honestly cannot tell you. There is just something about the white floors and those fluorescent lights that put you into a trance. Came for your laundry detergent? Well, you left with six boots, makeup, random decorations and a maybe even a new house. But you did not leave with the laundry detergent, which means you have to go back and the same thing happens. I know that I have been to target every day this week and one day I went twice.
Target is magical and you cannot fight me on that.
1. You walk into Target, probably for just one thing
You go for laundry detergent and are determinded to stick to that.........spolier, that does not happen
2. You don't even grab a cart or basket because you're there for one thing, right
This will be a grave mistake on your end
3. It all starts with walking around the dollar section
Okay this is more of a $3 and $5 section now, but whats the difference really?
4. You grab holiday decorations because theres always a reason to decorate
I currently have a decked out halloween apartment because of this
5. You try to make it to the cleaning supplies, but get distracted by the clothes
You already have full hands, but you have to walk around the whole store.
6. You go through all the clothes, every brand they have
There is A New Day, Universal Thread and even more
7. You realize that you must accept defeat and head back to the front to grab a cart
You went on for as long as you could, dropping various things along the way.
8. Now with the cart, you can fill it with everything in sight
9. You had back towards the clothes, but wait they have new shoes in
10. You grab two pairs of boots
why? Well because you had to. Did you need those boots? No, but its target so it just happened
11. Now through the electronics
I usually pass this aisle because once I bought a TV and that CANNOT happen again
12. Now to the holiday section, where it is decked out depending on which holiday it is
Right now, mine is all halloween, which I keep buying everything from
13. Three bags of halloween candy later and you're ready to move on the next section
14. Add a few dog toys to the cart because the doggo can never have too many toys
15. Now to the BEST section, the home decor
Honestly half my apartment is decorated with this stuff, it's a gold mine guys.
16. You add a few paintings and maybe even some decorative pillows to your overflowing cart
You might need another cart because those three pillows aren't fitting too well
17. After you have completely redecorated your house, you head to the office supply
You might need those new pens for when you have take notes that one time
18. Ehhhh, you also need a few notebooks to0
They match the wall decorations you just got, you are going to be that extra
19. You finally make it to the cash registers
It is that sad time when you have to get ready to leave target
20. But you grab a few lip balms in the line because you need your purse lip balm, room lip balm and car lip balm replaced
21. You unload everything from your cart onto the belt, just now realizing how much stuff you actually got
22. The cashier says $200 and you don't even understand how that happened
23. $200 later and you didn't even get the laundry detergent
Now you just get to go back tomorrow and do it all over again.