On February 8th, 2016, The University of Hartford made the decision to not close the University down even though all other colleges in the area had due to dangerous weather conditions. This is a list of reasons which have about an 85 % chance of shutting the school down for a day, since dangerous roads don't.
1. A zombie apocalypse
2. Bloomfield Avenue crumbling to pieces. Maybe..
3. The Rapture. (God himself might be able to get through to the administration).
4. Beyoncé’s halftime performance (Walt you would at least close campus for that right)?
5. Government Intervention
6. The Zika Virus (Seriously guys this is a thing, be on the lookout).
7. Howie the Hawk going on strike.
8. Subway deciding to close at Konover.
9. A group of disgruntled Hartt Students calling inclement weather services every five seconds.
10. It not being a game day….
If you were able to survive the quickly approaching blizzard of death I hope you were able to support our Women’s Basketball team last night!
#GoHawks