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13 Dog Puns To Make Your Day Less Ruff

You'll pawsitively howl at these jokes!

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If you're a college student, then the month of April is the absolute worst for you. There are so many different things going on with the end of the semester. There are about a gazillion different assignments, projects, and exams. It's so hard to keep your head on straight and it's easy to lose yourself in the chaos and stress. For those of you who aren't college students but are also stressed with your own things... then this is the perfect article for you!

Take a five-minute break and enjoy these pawfect dog puns that will make you howl!

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6 Ways You Can Become Famous

Unbeknownst to you, I am somewhat of a famous person.....Well, at least to my mom.

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People these days seem to become famous left and right. Some rightfully deserving it and some...well... not so much. Here are 6 ways on how to become famous... WARNING: I will not be held reliable if you do not become famous. This is a satire article. HOWEVER, if you do become famous after reading this...Please feel free to tell me your ways.

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10 Reasons Australian Shepherds Are The Best Dogs

How can you not love a wiggle butt?

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10 Reasons Australian Shepherds Are The Best Dogs

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Australian Shepherd's are a long-haired breed of working dog originally bred to herd livestock. Since their beginning, the role has reversed where they make outstanding house pets. Also known as Aussie's, the breed has become a favorite to many families all around the world. These are 10 out of the billions of reasons that Australian Shepherd's are the best dog ever.

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9 Lifelong Lessons The Sitcom 'Friends' Has Taught Me About Living In The Moment

Friends is the best TV shows can get

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Recently, Netflix announced that they were going to take Friends off starting in 2019. But because of the millions of fans who stood up to keep it, Netflix ended up paying more than $100 million to keep the show for at least one more year.

With the unconditional love between all 6 characters and thousands of hilarious moments, this show perfectly captures the saying, "Friends can turn into family." Here are 10 reasons why Friends never fails to make me laugh and is the greatest show of all times.

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10 La Croix Flavors The World Needs

If your favorite flavor is Pure, you're wrong.

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While La Croix has produced many, many, flavors, there's still a variety that we La Croix lovers are still waiting for. On top of this, there are also a lot of flavors that are hated (even despised) by many. While my personal favorite is Blackberry & Cucumber (preferably with a splash of vodka), many find the combination weird. I'm here to list a few new flavors that La Croix needs to highly consider.

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You'll pawsitively howl at these jokes!

What did the dog say to his wife?

What is your dog's favorite movie?

What is the perfect rap name for dogs?

Why did the dog crash his car?

What does the dog say to his girlfriend?

What Starbucks' drink does your dog like to drink?

Why does your dog look different after the groomers?

What promotion did your dog get?

Did you have a "ruff" day?

Did you have a bad day?

What do you call someone who doesn't love dogs?

Did you call my dog fat...?

Did you kick your dog out?

Unbeknownst to you, I am somewhat of a famous person.....Well, at least to my mom.

Social anxiety. PFFFT! Get rid of it.

Do something that is scandalous.... OHHHH

Be a twelve year old twitch player.

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Have a unique talent

How can you not love a wiggle butt?

1. They are balls of fluff as puppies.

2. They are intelligent.

3. They are loyal.

4. They like exercise.

5. They are happy dogs.

6. They have funny personalities.

7. They are born to work.

8.They are gentle giants.

9. They are sleepy pups.

10. They have a wiggle butt.

Friends is the best TV shows can get

1. Everyone is a different type of crazy in their own way

2. Even though life might not be going the way you planned, as long as you've surrounded yourself with great friends, everything will play out

3. Laughing is the best stress reliever

4. Take risks once in a while and you'd be surprised to see what its outcome can be

5. Say the correct person's name at your wedding

6. NEVER bet on your apartment

7. Nothing comes without some failures

8. Princess Consuela Bananahammock might not be the most appealing thing to change your name to

9. If your best friend really is your best friend, they should be willing to sit in a box for you

From “it sucks” all the way to “ESKETIT.”

1. "Pretty good. My classes just suck and I hate my chemistry teacher."

2. "Good. I just don't like getting up for my 7 am class. It's so far away from my dorm. I don't even have time to eat."

3. "It's going great. I don't have any complaints. I am so excited for this year, though."

4. "It's really fun actually. I like it so far. I saw an old lady with a rolling backpack. One of my professors didn't take roll or introduce himself."

5. "It's going good. My classes are all easy. I've been to the pool twice, so that's nice. I'm chillin'."

6. "It's good. All of my professors are fine, for now. My classes are all interesting."

7. "It isn't as bad, as I thought it was going to be. It's kind of like high school. I met cool people in my classes, too."

8. "It was okay. It's just going to be a hard semester. I already know it."

9. “My professor reminds me of my dad, which is super funny. I am actually excited to go to my classes. It’s not like high school, where I had to go to classes I didn’t like.”

10. “I love how everyone is so talkative in my classes. It makes my classes more interesting.”

11. “The first week here was really hot. My classes are already stressing me out. My roommates are cool, so I’m having a good time.”

12. “I got my work cut out for me. Tuesdays suck, but it’s going to be a good year.”

13. “I skipped both of my classes today. My professors are nice. But I still feel like I’m going to miss classes again this year.”

14. “I like my classes. They’re really cool for the most part. I’m just hungry all the time.”

15. “It’s going good. I just think that this is going to be a tough year for me. But I am ready for this year and I’m so excited.”

If your favorite flavor is Pure, you're wrong.

1. Honeydew & Cantaloupe

2. Grape

3. Prickly Pear

4. Guava

5. Fig & Honey

6. Pumpkin

7. Strawberry & Rhubarb

8. Green Tea

9. Taro

10. Spiked

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