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10 Sex Stories So Awkward They'll Give You 50 Shades Of Second-Hand Embarrassment

OH NO...

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We've all been there, whether we want to admit it or not. But if you do the frick frack, chances are you have an embarrassing or funny story.

Some of them we keep a secret because they are too embarrassing, but others are just so hilarious that you have to share them with your close friends, or joke about it with your boyfriend/girlfriend. Of course, I've heard a bunch from my friends and I've been there too, so I compiled a list of the, and it turns out we all have a lot of the same experiences.

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Dear Fellas, Consistency & Communication Is All We Ask For

So, why aren't we getting the same?

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Dear Fellas, Consistency & Communication Is All We Ask For

Dear fellas (who fall under this category of course),

As you can tell from my title, it's time to talk about the problems with MOST guys in today's generation. This article isn't meant to bash all of you, but most of you need a reality check when it comes to. I'll start with this:

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Not To Be Dramatic, But Dating At 19 Is Actually The WORST Experience Ever

Not to mention 19 is like, the lamest age.

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Not To Be Dramatic, But Dating At 19 Is Actually The WORST Experience Ever

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For someone who entered their nineteenth year of life with no established relationship, getting into a relationship is hard.

On most dating apps, the age range they allow you is at the minimum, four years.

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Should You Tell Them?

Yes, you should.

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Today, I want to talk about vulnerability. A daunting concept, but one that begs for much exploration from me, and probably you too. I was always ashamed of being open and honest about the way that I felt, but I think I can safely say that I have reached a point in my life where I have spaces that are free of any shame. In pursuing any task, I always let my anxiety get the better of me. And in any of my opinions, my intention is not to discredit this illness, as it can be quite debilitating, but only to discuss and offer my newfound perspective.

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11 Thoughts You Have While Losing Your Virginity

Oh my god, it's happening!

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Everyone has an idea of how they want the first time they have sex to be like. And while you might have this idea, and you might be prepared, you definitely aren't prepared for how awkward it can be. (Or for those awkward thoughts that are racing through your mind as it's happening.) So I surveyed former virgins about they were thinking about it when they had sex for the first time.

Here are all the thoughts they had when they lost their virginity:

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After 4 Years On Dating Apps, I'm Ghosting Them For Good

And I am exponentially happier being off of them.

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After 4 Years On Dating Apps, I'm Ghosting Them For Good

Emilia Rodriguez-Vera

When I began college four years ago, many of my friends got on the popular dating app Tinder. They convinced me to get on it although I was quite skeptical about it because I had a very old fashioned view on dating in which I wanted to date people I solely met in person.

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1. "One time my boyfriend (at the time) and I were in the middle of having sex and we changed positions, and I fell off the bed."*

2. "I smacked my face on the wall next to his bed. This has happened more times than I can count."*

3. "His younger sister walked in, and started talking to us about using his laundry basket... and didn't realize what was going on under the blanket."

4. "The first time me and my boyfriend had sex, I was hanging off of his bed, and he just kept on going..."

5. "We were in the back of his car and a cop showed up... my town is super small, so I saw that same cop again at prom and graduation."

6. "He only lasted roughly 30-40 seconds. Worst experience ever at the time, but now I think it's really funny."

7. "My friend with benefits tried to put his junk in my butt, and acted like I wasn't going to notice."*

8. "I would always laugh at the end of sex because my ex made a face like he was taking a s*** when he was cumming."

9. "I tried hooking up with this big tall guy and his dick was so big it couldn't fit inside of me. We ended up taking a nap for a few hours, and I never spoke to him again."

10. "I punched him in the face and gave him a bloody nose."

So, why aren't we getting the same?

Not to mention 19 is like, the lamest age.

Yes, you should.

Oh my god, it's happening!

1. "Is it over yet?"

2. "I hope I'm doing OK."

3. "This is happening. This is happening."

4. "Well, this isn't what I expected. It's nothing like the movies."

5. "I hope it doesn't hurt—it hurts, when is this going to end."

6. "He's not going anywhere."

7. "She's amazing."

8. "This is happening fast."

9. "Do I really want this?"

10. "I don't want this to end."

11. "Will I look any different?"

And I am exponentially happier being off of them.

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