I know I don’t normally complain about mundane things, especially about fast food restaurants but I’m super pissed. How dare, a dear friend of mine pull this kind of hurtful deed... This incident occurred at my favorite fast food restaurant, mind you I haven’t been to this restaurant in a minute (a long freakin' time). And by that I mean like actually dine in and eat at the restaurant. Usually, my mom would order something for me on the way home from work. Most times she orders the same thing for me because I don’t usually get into my big craving moods and order something different or special. But today was different... And my “dear” friend stabbed me in the back... Mind you, this friend is a well-respected friend, well known to everyone, never been the type to lie to me and always treated me well when I was in need. They also took care of me whenever I was low on funds and found their way to treat me out anyway... My “dear” ex-friend Taco Bell betrayed me…

Oh yes, my beloved ex-friend Taco Bell straight up betrayed not only me but the hearts of everyone around the world. What makes me upset is the fact that I’ve never seen it coming and it was swept under my nose as I slowly forgotten about it... Until today! I was going to Taco Bell for the first time in a while and I was seriously craving the smothered burrito... But no, I had to find out the hard way that my dearest “friend” removed this item from off their selection... My heart was in ruins, who knew a good friend of mine could pull such treachery... RIP Smothered Burrito, I’ll never forget you.

You see, I don’t normally complain about things like this. It’s meaningless and won’t really raise an awareness, but that is not the case here. I am in pain... IN PAIN I TELL YOU. The smothered burrito was one of Taco Bell’s best quality entrees and was the start of our beautiful relationship. It was like having a best friend that you’ve always had a crush on and you’ve never been too sure on whether or not they liked you back. Or if the relationship would work out or end up awkward because you’re just good friends. And the smothered burrito... That was the tipping point that made you and your crush say “I like you so much that we should make out and hold hands because I want to be with you.”

That's how good of a meal it was.

But now I am saddened because it was never announced that it’d be removed from its selection. Or at least I didn’t hear the announcement, and that makes me even sadder. However, I am outraged! I seriously CRAVE this meal again. It was wonderful and pleasant. It was like having wonderful sex but it’s mostly food porn, and now I feel bad for saying that so I’m just gonna say it’s a good freakin' meal. It’s spicy sauce, it’s melted cheese, it’s sour cream zigzag coating design, to the burrito being so freakin' big that you’ve had to eat it with a fork and knife. That’s uncommon with burritos dude, this meal was a masterpiece. It was the pretty young thing that Michael Jackson sings about. That fine honey you spot from across the room on the dance floor, with those cherry red lips and a Monroe hairdo. And by the time you’d wonder what she could be to you, and when you find out... Your toilet isn’t happy. But it's beautiful poetic.

So not only should I be angry, this makes me freakin’ depressed. I am sad. I am heartbroken. I just want that burrito, right now, in my belly. So Taco Bell, I’m calling you out bro... I WANT THAT BURRITO BACK FAM. So please the reader, if you feel my pain reading this as well, please shout out to Taco Bell. With your help, we can bring back the smothered burrito. Just know that I love you all, and I’ll love you even more if you guys helped. But for now, I’m gonna cry in the corner of my room and remember the good times...

REST IN PEPPERONI - Smothered Burrito...