Success! Syria Ends the U.S.'s Environmental Abuse by Signing the Paris Climate Agreement.
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Success! Syria Ends the U.S.'s Environmental Abuse by Signing the Paris Climate Agreement.

It's finally over.

Kyle Gaydo
Nov 26, 2017
Seton Hall University
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Success! Syria Ends the U.S.'s Environmental Abuse by Signing the Paris Climate Agreement.
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It's official: Syria has signed the Paris Climate Agreement.

What does that mean for the United States?

Their days of environmental abuse are OVER.

A little over a week ago, Syria decided that they are no longer dealing with the United States' actions regarding climate abuse, and took a firm stance to put an end to their malice against the environment. They took a stand against the Trump Administration's intentions of increasing job growth in environmentally harmful industries and essentially squashed further development and job opportunities in these industries.

Way to go, Syria!

Upon hearing the disastrous news, President Trump took to Twitter to develop his frustration over yet another thwarting of his political agenda. "This was an irresponsible move by the leaders of Syria," he wrote. "Their brazen action will not go unnoticed, believe me. Do not test us, Syria. AND DO NOT TRY US." For fear of yet another Twitter tirade, White House Chief of Staff, John F. Kelly, temporarily suspended Trump from furthering his online rant against the Middle Eastern nation. When pressed for comment, Kelly said, "He needs some time away from technology to consider his actions." Political frustration is abounding!

Soon after reading Trump's tweets, Syrian president Bashar al-Assad has been quoted as saying, "This damn crybaby," supposedly referring to Trump's unprecedentedly egregious volatility when threatened by any sort of occurrence. "I've never dealt with a bigger asshole from public office in my life." Ouch! Can't wait for yet another Twitter war!

This article is meant to be satirical and any and all quotes are fabricated for the purpose of the article.

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