Now, you may not be overly familiar with my friend, Sven Hurtsalot, and you may solemnly thank the Lord for that. However, his friendship has made me realize that life isn't only about socks, life insurance, and Bermuda; there's a lot else out there too.
We've had our shares of adventures, most of which will never be revealed in order to protect our reputations as intellectual geniuses. and our share of disappointments, but the greatest of all has been our shared wisdom.
For a few insights into what really matters, I have shared his list of New Year's resolution here. (Just don't tell him I did, OK?)
1. Find chocolate-infused butter online. If it doesn't exist, invent it.
2. Listen to the entire first two minutes of Giovanni. You might like it, haha! Not.
3. Write a report on the dangers of awkward silences and how they are affecting penguins in Antarctica. People need to know.
4. Talk to a woman. In person. You can do it!
5. Organize a one-way trip to Switzerland (just in case).
6. Gain 10 pounds, then exchange them for dollars.
7. Populate civilization with thoroughly thought through statements of wisdom, knowledge, and that other thing. Haha, just kidding.
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