If anyone has ever visited the South, you will have realized that anything falling from the sky is something to fear. Whether it is rain or snow, something serious will need to be done to ensure the survival of those living in the area.
The South is currently having a region-wide panic attack due to snow. Yep, snow. And not just a little bit of snow, nearly four inches of snow. The apocalypse is coming. Prepare Southerners, the end is in sight. So how does one survive snowpocalypse in the South? Let's figure it out...
1. Drive Safely
Or maybe just don't drive at all.
2. Get All the Bread and Milk from the Stores You Can Carry
Who knows when those four inches will be cleared off of the road.
3. Bring All Homework or Regular Work You Have Home
Because school will probably be closed for a week.
4. Find the Nearest Park and Go Sledding as Soon as the Sun Comes Up
Those four inches will be gone in an hour as soon as every family in your town hits those hills at a reasonable hour.
5. Make a Snowman Quickly
His life will be short, but he will make all of your neighbors jealous.
6. Get "Ice Melt"
There is basically one snowplow for each Southern state, so if you would like to walk on your street you need to take matters into your own hands and get this.
7. Plan Ahead
The state will be shut down, so think about what you were intending to do and just go ahead and move it to a different day. No one will want to do anything.
So to all you Southerners out there, good luck and be safe!