March Madness is in full swing and thanks to the unbelievable upsets this year, we all have busted brackets! Whether you're acting like you don't care or openly care too much, I have the perfect ways for you to cope with fact you apparently know nothing about college basketball.
1. Cry
Don’t act all tough. You probably are about to lose a good sum of money. Just let it out, dude.
2. Focus on next round of games
Just because your first and second round picks messed you up doesn’t mean your future games or even championship winner are wrong... (unless you had Virginia and if that’s the case, just give up)
3. Eat
Go drown your sorrows in some salsa and buffalo wings.
4. Yell
Call your friends or whoever you’re in your pool with and just let it out. Chances are, they’re suffering too. Except the guy in 1st place in your pool. He’s living it up and you should avoid him at all cost.
5. Accept it
Accept the fact you should’ve been picking teams based on how cute their mascots are and not their stats.
6. Burn it
Light those brackets up! Bonfire in March! (Note: tip only for those who are insane)
7. Delete apps associate with college basketball
Out of sight, out of mind. Pretend it never happened. College basketball? Never heard of it.
8. Sleep
Just sleep until the entire tournament is over. By that time, you’re not worried about the games or the pool you’re in, you’re just trying to figure out how you’ve slept for almost a month.
9. Shots
If you’re of age, drink until your bracket is just a mesh of lines and colors.
10. Plan for next year
Because let’s be honest, you’re ready to do it all again.