“We are so happy you’re finally home!”

“I’m so excited for you to finally run all of our errands that we don’t have time to do!"

“The sink might be full, but you can leave it.”

“We would really appreciate if you could clean the dishes considering you live here rent free.”

“What do you plan on doing all summer?”

“Can you please get a job and start paying for your own food and gas? Thank you.”

“So, what do you and your friends do on the weekends?”

“Why is your bill so high every month? Get a job!”

“What are your friends from school doing over the summer?”

“Tell us all of the juicy gossip so we can understand the type of people you associate yourself with when we aren’t around.”

“You must have really missed your friends – you’re with them all of the time.”

“We feel as though we deserve to spend time with you considering we are the ones paying your college tuition.”

“We miss hearing you guys fight.”

*Siblings begin to argue* “Are you guys kidding?! Go back to school now if we are going to have to hear this all summer.”

“Would you mind cleaning your room a little.”

“That room better be spotless. We know you don’t live this way with your roommate.”

“It’s so nice out, you should go for a run.”

“That cafeteria food did not treat you right.”

“We can’t wait for you to go back to school.”

“Please stay home forever.”