Mississippi State University caters to an exceptionally large population who all need to eat like a normal human being, but options, walking distance, and open tables all seem to cause problems for the hungry student body.
A typical lunch rush starts at 11 and usually ends around 12:50; lines are exceptionally long to everything except the P.O.D where you can find the most amazing chicken salad sandwich.
The line for Chick-Fil-A was almost to the opposite end of the Union when I arrived at a swift time of 10:55, so after waiting in line for about 20 minutes I venture out to find a table to enjoy my delicious chicken nuggets and fries at. After surveying the entire perimeter of the Student Union, I found no empty seat to place myself in.
My last option was to sit outside at the tables in the light drizzle of rain, so I left the air conditioning and decided to suffocate outside with the fellow table less folks.
To my complete surprise, every table was filled with many people who were indeed, not eating. Out of all the empty benches they chose the fabulous outside table to Snapchat at.
So I sat my happy butt down on the brick wall and held my Polynesian sauce for the 15 minutes I ate.
I feel as if you are not eating then please just go sit at the benches or sit on the brick all while you take selfies or FaceTime your mother.
Please be courteous of the people who do not want to hold their sauce the whole time they eat or juggle their fries and chicken nuggets so they do not fall on the ground.
Love, the unhappy Polynesian sauce holding MSU student!