Struggles Of Wearing Glasses As Told By "New Girl"

Struggles Of Wearing Glasses As Told By "New Girl"

Nothing Jess and Schmidt can't explain.

I've been wearing glasses since about third grade, and ever since then, I have run into a plethora of problems they bring. Don't get me wrong, I love my glasses. Putting them on for the first time and actually seeing the leaves on the trees or the board on the other side of the classroom was, in fact, life changing.

We all have to admit, though, no matter how lovely it is to see with them on or use them to cover up under eye bags, our glasses have some flaws. So here I am, with the help of "New Girl," to explain a few of the struggles of glasses.

1. Trying to find your glasses without your glasses, but you need your glasses to find your glasses

This by far is the worst thing in the world. Nothing is worse than waking up in the morning or setting your glasses down while putting on face moisturizer and suddenly your glasses have disappeared. And, even worse, you can't find them because now you can't see.

2. Running around without your glasses on

Forgetting your glasses somewhere is horrible, so you just go blind and hope for the best. We already know to expect the worst at this point.

3. Trying to conveniently fall asleep while watching TV

It is not possible for someone who needs glasses to watch TV and try to fall asleep. You'll either break your glasses or stare at a fuzzy box wondering what exactly is going on.


4. Rain. Enough said.

Are glasses windshield wipers a thing? Cause here I am, patiently waiting.

5. Going inside after being outside in the winter

Things get a little steamy if you know what I'm saying...

6. No, I don't see multiple fingers

I honestly don't know how this idea came about--the fact that people assume because I cannot see, I automatically see more of everything. Truth be told, I see less. Everything just gets blurry and lost. You could be two feet away from me and already your face is just becoming a blob.

7. No, you don't see better with my glasses on. You have 20/20

"Oh, can I try your glasses on? Wow, I see so much better with these on, maybe I need some." No, no you don't. It is just a mind trick. And trust me, you don't want them.

8.They can be a fashion statement or the biggest disaster ever.

Why I thought I should get speckled, rimless grandpa glasses in 7th grade, I will never understand. But, you better believe my glasses now are one of favorite accessories.

10. Sports and glasses, not a very great mix

Sweaty face means slipping glasses down the bridge of your nose. Also, maybe someone will run into you and knock your glasses off or better yet, step on them!

11. Forgetting your glasses

You forget your glasses for some over night trip and you take your contacts out for the night and say screw it. You walk around half blind, and everyone around you is questioning why you are squinting so hard. You are just trying to see a little better, that's all.

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Bruno Mars And Cardi B Brought Back The 90s With The "Finesse" Remix And We Are THRIVING

They're straight stuntin' and we are loving it.

Those who grew up in the 90s and miss this era terribly, and for those who didn't, but wish they could've because they love the music and fashion the 90s had to offer, must be in music heaven right now!

The reason is because of the recently released remix of the song "Finesse" by Bruno Mars featuring Cardi B! Bruno Mars is known for bringing back 90s sound, style, and dance in his songs and music videos. For example, in the music video of one of Mars' other popular songs, "That's What I Like," he is wearing early 90s men's R&B fashion.

The original version of "Finesse" was featured on Mars' "24K Magic" album in 2016. The original version is just as good and fun to listen to, but with Cardi B's fire rapping included in the remix makes this version the perfect 90s comeback song. Overall, it just beautifully brings back the New Jack Swing sound so many people loved during the late 80s through the 90s!

According to Billboard,"Finesse" began at No.13 on the Digital Song Sales chart with 30,000 sold in the week of Jan. 4th. The song additionally drew 8.7 million U.S. streams in the week ending Jan. 4th.

I'm sure I'm not alone when I say that every time after hearing this song, I have to also listen to throwback New Jack Swing songs such as "Motownphilly" by Boyz II Men, "Poison" by Bell Biv DeVoe, "What About Your Friends" by TLC and more!

Not only is this song everything 90s, but so is the colorful music video. Cardi B is definitely "straight stuntin" in the video wearing ripped, high waisted denim shorts, a colorful bomber jacket, big hoop earrings, and striped tube socks while rocking a baseball cap backward to match.

Bruno Mars is also fashionably giving off 90s vibes by wearing a vertical striped shirt that, according to today.com, is reminiscent of Corey Matthews from "Boy Meets World", along with wearing denim jeans, and gold chains.

Along with everyone dressed in hot 90s fashion, most of the dance moves were also straight out of the 90s. In the music video, Bruno Mars, Cardi B, and the backup dancers incorporate 90s dance moves such as the Running Man, The Reebok, and from what I see, a little bit of the Roger Rabbit.

Let's also not ignore the music video's background! What a great way to pay homage to the 90s sketch comedy T.V. series, "In Living Color". I bet Damon and Keenan Wayans had deja vu after watching this music video.

This song is definitely on the top of my playlist and I hope more artists will create more like it!

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Yes, I Wear Crop Tops and No, I'm Not A Slut

Slut shaming needs to die in 2017

Slut was always a word that was implied in my circles, growing up. We were good Christian kids. We didn't openly call girls in less than desired clothing sluts, but that doesn't mean we didn't interchange the words slut and immodest like the two words bared the same definitions.

"That midriff top she's wearing is awfully immodest,"

"The guys wouldn't make inappropriate comments about her if she'd just dress modestly,"

Variations of these sentences flew out of our mouths in casual conversations. At 16, I didn't know what I was doing. I was heavier than I liked, altering myself in a desperate attempt to fit an unattainable mold that was set before me, and so jealous of these girls I saw who classily bore their skin... and was comfortable.

My reasoning with this was I was still under the false pretense that if a girl "dressed modestly", or to the standards of the circles I was running around with, then men wouldn't have bad thoughts about her. I placed more weight on the male gaze then I did on a girl's control and comfort in her own body.

But I was made aware of the sick truth that a girl could be wearing jeans and a loose shirt and still be harassed by my own experience and what I learned throughout that experience is this: never again will I judge my modesty and clothing by the male gaze because honestly...

none of it matters.

Slut shaming is a trend that needs to die in 2017 because the male gaze should not define women. So what if a girl is showing off her stomach or she's wearing a tight dress? Do you realize how much confidence it takes to step out into a world knowing that people will tell you to "put some clothes on" even though their sons run around without their shirts on? Acting like showing skin is a negative character flaw for a girl is like acting like wearing the color blue is sexist of a guy.

When you slut shame, you give more power to the ones who act on inappropriate thoughts. That's why a woman is always asked how drunk they were or what they were wearing when they are sexually abused. That's why young girls are sent home from schools because "they can't focus" when a shoulder is seen and then everyone is surprised when the teacher is accused of some sexual misconduct. That's why Demi Lovato is told to put clothes on when an Instagram photo of her in a bikini is posted, yet Justin Beiber is begged to turn around when a nude of his back end is posted. That's why certain sexual pictures are kept on Instagram containing nudity, meanwhile Instagram pictures not directed at the male gaze, containing the same amount of nudity, are removed.

Ladies, this is not an all call to give the middle finger to the world and parade around naked, because I am a firm believer that there is a time and a place. However, this is a call to our world to get with the times and realize that we, as women, aren't here for your entertainment. We are not your viewing pleasure. Our lives are not about you and trying to shame us to fit your standards of who we should be is a sick waste of time.


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