This new era of madness that surrounds the White House remains unprecedented. Pretty much everybody from the Chief of Staff down to the newest janitor has been wiped clean since Inauguration Day last year. The only element from this administration that is not a precedent from good old times is the sexual intercourse.

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Ever since he hit the campaign trail, President Trump has had scandal follow him around like a dark, looming storm cloud. This one involves a literal storm. Porn star Stormy Daniels alleges Trump never signed a hush agreement regarding sexual encounters the two had. Stephanie “Stormy Daniels” Clifford signed an agreement and side agreement with her professional name back in late October 2016, just a week prior to the election. Trump, of course, never did. For a businessman, it really is telling that a PORN STAR has better professional acumen than a then-future president. It took Trump’s lawyer to sign the hush paper. For somebody that has experience dealing with ethics and ethical behavior, you’d think that Michael Cohen would not forge his client’s signature prior to something important involving said client. Then again, look at the Trump appointees to positions they were severely unqualified for, and you’d see that this is more surprising than seeing a Cheeto stuck in the woman’s pussy.

As usual, Trump has other people answering the questions on this issue. This time, though, it is done indirectly. In disclosure papers signed by Cohen, the alias Trump went under was David Dennison. The real David Dennison is a 58-year-old balding man who imports car parts from Mendham, New Jersey. Dennison, in an interview for People magazine, said that he started to receive a deluge of texts, Facebook posts from people that he has not spoken from or heard from in years telling him that he was an alias for Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels.

Dennison wants to know why they didn’t go with a better name like “Fred Smith.” Do you really think Trump’s ego would allow him to be the second Fred? We all know his feeling about being second-best in anything!

Of course, this isn’t even the second time Trump has come in second to a Clinton. First, the 2016 election in which he came in second to Hillary for the popular vote. The second time, he was the second to be involved in a sex scandal in the White House, behind Bill. The third time will likely result in a public statement regarding the sex scandal. Knowing the Trump history of plagiarism, it will end up sounding like this: