6 (Not So) Absolutely Helpful Tips To Help You Stay Motivated After The First Two Weeks Of Classes

6 (Not So) Absolutely Helpful Tips To Help You Stay Motivated After The First Two Weeks Of Classes

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School has officially begun, and I'm already on the verge of crying. Somehow, I am already behind in two classes, and almost a hundred pages of reading has amassed just today. *insert crying emoji here plz*

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And honestly, I feel like anytime soon I'll reach the bald-Britney-Spears stress level. I'm not even kidding. Or if not, I'll just let my hair grow and "accidentally" cut my bangs at 3 a.m. in a dark room.


Trying to be a more ambitious person with their grades has given me more gray hairs than the idea of two finals on the same day, with only a thirty-minute gap in between them. Trying to stay motivated would seem hard at a point, I know, but those who persist win, am I right?

1. Just cry

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There is nothing better than wiping your tears after a long crying sash, especially when it was caused by the fact that you are just too stressed. You end up feeling like a fresh, queen bitch. You feel rejuvenated, ready to take on the world. Plus, after your tear sesh, an overwhelming sense of drowsiness will befall you, which leads to my next point.

At some point during the day, just listen to some of Lana del Rey's songs and let the tears flow. Let the stress be taken away with the wipe of every tear. You'll thank me

2. Nap

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One of the many blessing of napping is that you can play dead for at least two hours, unless you're like me and your naps last almost five hours. (A good idea is to put a limit to the hours you're going to nap for.)

If crying makes you feel rejuvenated, waking up from a nap will feel like you just came out from your mother's womb, and you're taking in your first few breaths. But then, you might want to go back to sleep, and here is where things get complicated.

As good as naps may be, they are dangerous. It's hard for me to sometimes just wake up after my alarm had gone off, hence my six-hours naps.

3. Do absolutely nothing

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When it all seems doomed, and you feel on the verge of giving up, just lay down, and do absolutely nothing. For a couple hours, this will work. A serene feeling will fall upon you, and a couple minutes after that a sense of urgency will yell at you to do work instead.

Followed by this, you'll feel motivated to do some work. My tip: repeat this step until you officially hate yourself for procrastinating.

4. Drink

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There's a moment during the quarter where everything is overwhelming. Even just staring at your professor's name on the email he sent hours before the midterm reminding you that you're going to do great and to not forget your ID and #2 pencil can be quite stressful. And sometimes, you just gotta say "fuck it."

Drink your stress until everything around you makes you happy. Attempt to do some homework. Attempt to take a test while drunk too. I learned in one of my classes that being drunk studying and taking the test drunk improves your grades. I've linked an article, too, if you don't believe me.

5. Find motivation

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Finding motivation when lost is hard. It's like searching for a treasure without a map. Like trying to write a story with no outline. Like taking a final without having attended any lecture at all.

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The best solution, with support from a friend, is to google high paying salaries without a degree. After realizing that none of these jobs might suit you, all the pain and misery might seem more bearable. Might...

6. Drop out

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Really though. I mean, if you can't really stay motivated, this would be your last option. Just leave all the stress behind and do you, darling.

To be fairly honest, I can't guarantee a stress-free quarter with these tips I had offered you. But if you were to ask me which one is my favorite (and best advised), I would say nap. Just take a nap until all your problems disappear. If possible.

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Why High School Musicals Should Be As Respected As Sports Programs Are

The arts are important, too.
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When I was in middle school and high school, I felt like I lived for the musicals that my school orchestrated.

For those of you who don't know, a musical is an onstage performance wherein actors take on roles that involve singing, and often dancing, to progress the plot of the story. While it may sound a little bit nerdy to get up in front of an audience to perform in this manner, this is something you cannot knock until you try it.

For some reason, though, many public schools have de-funded arts programs that would allow these musicals to occur, while increasing the funding for sports teams. There are a few things that are being forgotten when sports are valued more than musical programs in high schools.

Much like athletic hobbies, an actor must try-out, or audition, to participate in a musical. Those best suited for each role will be cast, and those who would not fit well are not given a part. While this may sound similar to trying out for say, basketball, it is an apples to oranges comparison.

At a basketball try-out, those who have the most experience doing a lay-up or shooting a foul shot will be more likely to succeed, no questions asked. However, for an audition, it is common to have to learn a piece of choreography upon walking in, and a potential cast member will be required to sing a selected piece with only a few days of preparation.

There are many more variables involved with an audition that makes it that much more nerve-racking.

The cast of a school musical will often rehearse for several months to perfect their roles, with only several nights of performance at the end. Many sports practice for three or four days between each of their respective competitions. While this may seem to make sports more grueling, this is not always the case.

Musicals have very little pay-off for a large amount of effort, while athletic activities have more frequent displays of their efforts.

Athletes are not encouraged to but are allowed to make mistakes. This is simply not allowed for someone in a musical, because certain lines or entrances may be integral to the plot.

Sometimes, because of all the quick changes and the sweat from big dance numbers, the stage makeup just starts to smear. Despite this, an actor must smile through it all. This is the part of musicals that no sport has: introspection.

An actor must think about how he or she would respond in a given situation, be it saddening, maddening, frightening, or delightful. There is no sport that requires the knowledge of human emotion, and there is especially no sport that requires an athlete to mimic such emotion. This type of emotional exercise helps with communications and relationships.

Sports are great, don't get me wrong. I loved playing volleyball, basketball, track, and swimming, but there were no experiences quite like those from a musical. Sports challenge the body with slight amounts of tactic, while musicals require much physical and mental endurance.

The next time you hear someone say that it's “just a musical," just remember that musicals deserve as much respect as sports, since they are just as, if not more demanding.

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10 Shows To Watch If You're Sick Of 'The Office'

You can only watch it so many times...

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"The Office" is a great show, and is super easy to binge watch over and over again! But if you're like me and you're looking for something new to binge, why not give some of these a try? These comedies (or unintentional comedies) are a great way to branch out and watch something new.

1. "New Girl"

A show about a group of friends living in an apartment in a big city? Sound familiar? But seriously, this show is original and fresh, and Nick Miller is an icon.

2. "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Ya'll have been sleeping on this show. It's a musical comedy about a girl that follows her ex boyfriend across the country. I thought it sounded horrible so I put it off for WAY too long, but then I realized how incredible the cast, music, writing, and just EVERYTHING. It really brings important issues to light, and I can't say too much without spoiling it. Rachel Bloom (the creator of the show) is a woman ahead of her time.

3. "Jane the Virgin"

I know... another CW show. But both are so incredible! Jane The Virgin is a tongue-in-cheek comedy and parody of telenovelas. It has so many twists and turns, but somehow you find yourself laughing with the family.

4. "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine has been in popular news lately since its cancellation by Fox and sequential pickup by NBC. It's an amazing show about cops in, you guessed it, Brooklyn. Created by the amazing Michael Schur, it's a safe bet that if you loved "The Office" you'll also love his series "Brooklyn Nine-Nine".

5. "The Good Place"

Another series created by the talented Micael Schur, it's safe to say you've probably already heard about this fantasy-comedy series. With a wonderful cast and writing that will keep you on your toes, the show is another safe bet.

6. "Fresh Off The Boat"

Seriously, I don't know why more people don't watch this show. "Fresh Off The Boat" focuses on an Asian family living in Orlando in the mid 90s. Randall Parks plays a character who is the polar opposite of his character in "The Interview" (Yeah, remember that horrifying movie?) and Constance Wu is wonderful as always.

7. "Full House"

Why not go back to the basics? If you're looking for a nostalgic comedy, go back all the way to the early days of Full House. If you're a '98-'00 baby like me, you probably grew up watching the Tanner family on Nick at Night. The entire series is available on Hulu, so if all else fails just watch Uncle Jesse and Rebecca fall in love again or Michelle fall off a horse and somehow lose her memory.

8. "Secret Life of the American Teenager"

Okay, this show is not a comedy, but I have never laughed so hard in my life. It's off Netflix but it's still on Hulu, so you can watch this masterpiece there. Watch the terrible acting and nonsense plot twists drive this show into the ground. Somehow everyone in this school dates each other? And also has a baby? You just have to watch. It might be my favorite show of all time.

9. "Scrubs"

Another old show that is worth watching. If you ignore the last season, Scrubs is a worthwhile medical comedy about doctors in both their personal and medical life. JD and Turk's relationship is one to be jealous of, and one hilarious to watch. Emotional at times, this medical drama is superior to any medical drama that's out now.

10. "Superstore"

I was resistant to watch this one at first, because it looked cheesy. But once I started watching I loved it! The show is a workplace comedy, one you're sure to love if you can relate to working in retail. If you liked the Office, you'll like Superstore!

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