11 Things That Would Happen If 'Star Wars' Characters Were Stuck In Chattanooga
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11 Things That Would Happen If 'Star Wars' Characters Were Stuck In Chattanooga

"I got a bad feeling about this."

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11 Things That Would Happen If 'Star Wars' Characters Were Stuck In Chattanooga
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Imagine this: you walk into your favorite restaurant to find some Stormtroopers having a cup of coffee. It's not like you have a lightsaber or anything. Maybe you've always had the Force in you, but didn't know? I really think Chattanooga, Tennessee is a great place for any fictional character to find something, so in a city far, far away...

1. Jar Jar Binks would invade the "Tennessee Aquarium."

2. Luke Skywalker would create a new "Jedi Temple" on Lookout Mountain.

3. Chewbacca would take a trip to the "Chattanooga Zoo."

4. Stormtroopers would be sending out recruits to local foster homes.

5. Darth Vader would adopt a child.

6. Poe would go to the "Chattanooga Choo Choo" and try to convince authorities to let him drive a train.

7. Or try to fly a plane at our airport.

8. Yoga, Yoda would do. "Peace.Strength.yoga," Yoda would go.

9. R2D2 and C-3PO would "Escape Chattanooga" with ease.


10. Watto would be found gambling at "Casino Players International" or become a vender at the Chattanooga Market.

11. Chirrut Imwe would enjoy an afternoon at "Painting With A Twist."

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