Normal Functioning
Shock and Denial
Includes: disbelief, avoidance, confusion, blame
"Whose alarm clock is that? Turn it off!"
Anger
Includes: frustration, irritation, rage, fury
"No! Don't tell me what to do! I do not need to get up!"
Depression and Detachment
Includes: blahs, dispiritedness, desolation, tears
"What good is it anyway? I don't need that paycheck. I can stay here all day."
Bargaining
Includes: desperation, hoping, haggling, reasoning
"I can hit snooze two more times but I'll have to skip breakfast."
Acceptance
Includes: recognition, resignation, compliance, movement
"I don't want to but I guess I have to get up now..."
Finally, a return to a 'meaningful' life
"I'll miss you bed. I can't wait to see you tonight!"