9 Stages Of Being A Chronic Napper As Told By Michael Scott
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9 Stages Of Being A Chronic Napper As Told By Michael Scott

"I am dead inside." -Michael Scott

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9 Stages Of Being A Chronic Napper As Told By Michael Scott
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If you're anything like me, naps are a crucial part of your daily routine. If I don't take a nap I usually end up with a headache, cranky, annoyed, and unproductive. I take naps because I need them to be a better person (yeah, I wish I was kidding). With 8:30 classes, clubs, homework and late nights, any chance I have to get a little extra sleep helps. Here are 9 stages of being a chronic napper as told by everyone's favorite boss, Michael Scott.

1. *alarm goes off* you roll over, check the time, and instantly start counting how many hours until you can take a nap

2. You finally drag yourself out of bed and start to get ready for your day without falling asleep while brushing your teeth

3. You make it through your first few classes and finally, the tired wall starts to hit

4. You try and stick it out in the library and get some work done but you start falling asleep as you read about hydrogen atoms

5. You decided you've done enough work and that it is finally time for the best part of the day

6. You head back to your room and joyfully climb back in bed

7. You set the alarm for however long you have to nap and lie down and pray your dorm will be quiet during the day


8. You instantly fall asleep, dreaming of a world where 8:30s don’t exist



9. The alarm disrupts you again, though this time you wake up feeling refreshed and ready to finish your day

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