Almost Spring Break As Told By Squidward
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Almost Spring Break As Told By Squidward

I am Squidward. You are Squidward. We are all Squidward.

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Almost Spring Break As Told By Squidward
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Squidward Tentacles, the negative octopus-squid from Spongebob Squarepants, understands how hard life is. Especially when it's the week before spring break and all you want to do is go to bed.

I am Squidward. You are Squidward. We are all Squidward.

1. Life is getting progressively harder.

Your classes start off easy and get harder and harder. Eventually, you just desperately need to go on break.

2. Midterms hit you like a rock.

It's not just a boulder, it's a rooooooock.

3. It feels like no one is appreciating you.

It's almost like people don't believe that you play the clarinet. Oh poor, Squidward.

4. Naps are your favorite afternoon activities.

Who needs friends when you have a bed?

5. Going to an 8 a.m. class with morning people kills you inside.

Just be thankful it isn't Spongebob.

6. When your teacher doesn't pass around the roll.

Honestly, what was the point of getting out of bed?

7. Your friends are trying to set you up.

Squidward, you're lucky it's just a pickle. Stop complaining.

8. Couples are everywhere.

"Ugh. Couples."

9. Honestly, dealing with morning people is the worst.

Me too, Squiddy, me too.

10. The fetal position is your only protection.

The ground is your friend. Stick with the ground.

11. Trying to get in shape for spring break sucks.

I would exercise more if I had Squidward's pink matching leg warmers and headband.

12. Slowly, the world is turning black.

Is it spring break yet?

13. Everyone is automatically obnoxious.

I should invest in a good pair of ear plugs...

14. Like when someone asks a question right at the end of class.

ALL I WANT TO DO IS GO EAT LUNCH, OKAY.

15. Also, when your prof gives you an assignment for spring break.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

16. You're literally a skeleton by the time spring break comes.

"To be, or not to be, that is the question...To die, to sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub."

Shakespeare gets it. So does Squidward.

17. Finally getting to spring break and saying goodbye to your responsibilities.

Nobody can drag me down.

18. SPRING BREAK, THOUGH.

This is an actual picture of me on spring break senior year. No joke.

19. ... For, like, a week.

And then it's back to school.

Channel your inner Squidward this spring break.


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