Spring Break in college is one of the best weeks of the year. Warm weather, friends, and (if you’re 21), lots of booze. It’s a rollercoaster of a week, but hella memories will be made, so stick it out. And what better person to show you that than lovable Kevin Malone from The Office?

You planned on working out, eating healthier, and tanning a few months before spring break, yet here you find yourself trying to get that beach bod the day before you leave…

You eventually accept the fact you won’t look perfect so the whole trip there you’re thinking

The first night down you go out, meet a guy with an extremely cute southern accent, and get yourself in the zone

But sadly realize your flirting skills are not up to date…

Now you’re sitting alone at a barstool thinking

and also thinking

Seeing your friends acting like drunk idiots while you sit there like…

Then you realize you’re a Four Loko in and not making any sense

Someone makes a joke and your brain turns into middle school boy’s

and hours later you’re still laughing like

It’s now 3 am and you’re trying to carry your hot af Totino’s Party Pizza back to the pong table but something like this happens

debating on whether or not to eat if off the floor

that only lasts about two seconds before you bite in and hear the heavens sing

Then you go through the “boo-hoo stage”

And start confessing embarrassing things about your childhood self

Around 7 am someone finds you outside wrapped up in a curtain and you remember what your thought process was the night before…

You now vow to be sober for the rest of the trip

We’ll see if that happens or not…