No matter your relationship status, if there's one thing coronavirus (COVID-19) has taught us it's that we're all in this together.
As with anything, especially when it involves lots of free time (*ahem* quarantine), people — both single and taken — start to use humor to help them cope. Because, let's face it, getting through quarantine and practicing social distancing is a challenge! Particularly when it comes to dating, since... well... that's practically (though not virtually) impossible right about now.
Here are 17 hilarious social distancing pickup lines Twitter just can't get enough of...
I wash my hands when there's no pandemic too #SocialDistancingPickUpLines— Zvjezdan Patz (@zvjezdanpatz) March 19, 2020
#SocialDistancingPickUpLines you're the only snacc i want to stock up on— smug gay boye ✈️🔆 (@silverjcrypts) March 19, 2020
can’t spell quarantine without— ً (@WrongN1K) March 14, 2020
u,r,a,q,t , wassup tho? 😏
Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown— Vixera (@carpe_flamma) March 19, 2020
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters of longing between them. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines— Joy Eilene (@joyeilene) March 19, 2020
"Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead." #SocialDistancingPickUpLines— Jill in Virusland (@Jillianthehicks) March 19, 2020
Are you hand sanitizer? Because I want you all over me.#SocialDistancingPickUpLines— Frolic (@OnFrolic) March 19, 2020
#SocialDistancingPickUpLines Washing my hands isn't the only thing I can do for longer than 20 seconds...😉— Warrior Made (@BeWarriorMade) March 19, 2020
Let’s go to your place and quarantine together. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines— Mela Shea (@MelaShea) March 19, 2020
You feeling ok? You look a little pale....might be suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines— Lou DiFeo (@Not_Dr_Lou) March 19, 2020
I like looking at you from this distance. That way, I can take all of you in. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines— Diana Stevan (@DianaStevan) March 19, 2020
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