The Best Social Distancing Pickup Lines From The Coronavirus Quarantine
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17 Funny Social Distancing Pickup Lines, In Case You're Looking For Another Quarantine Snacc

"Are you hand sanitizer? Because I want you all over me."

17 Funny Social Distancing Pickup Lines, In Case You're Looking For Another Quarantine Snacc

No matter your relationship status, if there's one thing coronavirus (COVID-19) has taught us it's that we're all in this together.

As with anything, especially when it involves lots of free time (*ahem* quarantine), people — both single and taken — start to use humor to help them cope. Because, let's face it, getting through quarantine and practicing social distancing is a challenge! Particularly when it comes to dating, since... well... that's practically (though not virtually) impossible right about now.

Here are 17 hilarious social distancing pickup lines Twitter just can't get enough of...

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