When someone asks how your love life is going:
When you see cutesy couple posts on social media:
GTFO of my Insta feed, please - I'm trying to enjoy my monthly anniversary of singlehood.
“It’ll happen when you least expect it:”
What your Friday nights usually look like:
Because nothing is better than Netflix, wine, and ice cream in your PJs.
When someone asks how you can possibly be single:
Oh gee, we've been trying to figure that out, too!