Coronavirus (COVID-19) is certainly testing couples who are in quarantine together, however, for those of us who are single AF, this pandemic has brought loneliness (and dating app usage) to an all-time high.
Since everyone has so much extra free time on their hands, people's screentime has certainly gone up (unless they've disconnected from the world to avoid the stress and anxiety, which I also understand). Because of all the time we have on our hands, Twitter has been buzzing, so there have been some exceptionally good and painfully relatable tweets to come with it.
Here are 17 hilarious tweets that will make you laugh in quarantine if you're single AF and want a good laugh to help you get through this scary time.
a date and I canceled because of c*r*na but there’s a randomized “never have I ever” instagram filter that we’re using back and forth over DMs instead and honestly it’s fun??— JP (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2020
You know who’s really gonna suffer during this social distancing?— Kaitlyn McQuin (@kaitlynmcquin) March 15, 2020
Dudes on dating apps
Welcome back to courtship, Brad. Welcome back to talking to a gal for WEEKS prior to meeting.
We’re pen pals now, my dude.
We bout to get Jane Austen up in here.
Now, write me a poem.
how do i convince my crush to quarantine with me?— Maggie Rogers (@maggierogers) March 13, 2020
i— Betches (@betchesluvthis) March 13, 2020
me after 4 days of self-quarantine pic.twitter.com/TLl6RkYmoM— forma de エギア (@EGear_san) March 14, 2020
if u live with a significant other and think all the co-quarantining will cause u to break up, email me at megzukin at gmail dot com. i’m not writing a story im just messy and love drama— meg zukin (@bymeg) March 13, 2020
yea im HORNY — Having an Outstanding time Revisiting movies i really like NightlY— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) March 15, 2020
Corona working overtime to remind me how single I am— Nick Lehmann (@NickStopTalking) March 14, 2020
absolutely none of my exes have reached out to see how i’m doing during this global pandemic which seems particularly insensitive bc at age 24 i am the oldest girlfriend many of them have ever had and they should be very worried about my health— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) March 16, 2020
netflix and self-quarantine?— maura quint (@behindyourback) March 9, 2020
Day 2 of social distancing: slow danced with a stuffed animal— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 14, 2020
all the girls bragging about having a boyfriend during the quarantine are gonna regret it 5 days from now when they fight over who picks the 8th movie of the day and have to consciously uncouple in the same apartment— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) March 16, 2020
Do not go to a man’s home for a hookup right now. You could get quarantined there and they don’t even have sheets. They definitely won’t have toilet paper. Maybe one bag of hot pockets. A can of Cheeto puffs. That’s all you’ll have. Is that what you want— gov michaela (@MichaelaOkla) March 13, 2020
hey before the world ends does anyone want to admit they have a crush on me ahah 🙈— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) March 12, 2020
it’s time to go back on dating apps and start swiping right on all the fish pic dudes it’s apocalypse boyfriend szn— colleen (@Coll3enG) March 10, 2020
DM's are open for anyone who wants to take me on a corona date (that's just when you venmo me money for dinner)— DNYE (@DaniNye) March 10, 2020
ok ladies coronavirus is a pandemic just text him who cares anymore— Betches (@betchesluvthis) March 11, 2020
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