We've all been told, "money can't buy you happiness." While that may be true, money can buy you coffee and that's close enough for me. If you’re a full-blown coffee addict like myself, here are 23 things you know all too well:
1. Your day doesn’t start until you’ve had your coffee
2. But honestly, did it even wake you up?
3. Your local barista most likely knows you by name
4. And if you're lucky enough, they start your order before you fully make it through the door
5. Literally nothing in the entire world smells better than a fresh pot of coffee
6. Your whole day is canceled if your morning coffee isn’t good
7. Any type of social interaction before coffee is an absolute no-go
8. Whoever said coffee is strictly a morning drink has never been more wrong
9. You’re not yourself unless you’ve been caffeinated
10. People probably judge you for the amount of caffeine you consume and you’re totally okay with that
11. You can never have too many mugs
12. Is there anything more satisfying then slowly pouring cream into your coffee? (No. The answer is no.)
13. One cup is simply not enough
14. You most likely don’t trust tea drinkers
15. There is nothing worse than a caffeine headache
16. Most of your paycheck is spent on coffee
17. You go to bed excited for that first sip of coffee when you wake up
18. Size matters. Always.
19. Being served weak coffee is offensive.
20. Decaf is a downright sin.
21. You’ve learned to ignore that feeling where your heart is ready to burst straight out of your chest.
22. You’ve fully embraced the addiction at this point.
23. But if anyone asks you're not addicted to coffee. You just happen to be in a committed relationship with that glorious beverage.
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