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13 Twitter Shower Thoughts That Will Flood Your Mind With Questions

The shower really does get your gears turning.

Eeman Z. Uddin

Feb 14, 2019

Alpharetta, Georgia

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Ever have those moments where you can feel the warm water tap at your back and make you forget that you have an upcoming exam you have to study for? Or when the warm shower fog damps out your fears and disappointments in school and life. It is in these moments that the most genius ideas hit you. They come at you so fast that it's hard to keep track of. No worries, we got some of them written down for you; maybe it'll spark a similar moment for you.

1. Clean or dirty?

Technically, doesn't that also mean that any new clothes you wear gets dirty?

2. Umm...interesting perspective?

Maybe when we get those feelings that we’re being watched, it’s because our future selves are looking back at that moment as a memory.
— Shower Thoughts (@Shower Thoughts) 1549502476.0

3. What day is it really?

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since… https://t.co/lLHi6HhlbO
— Chauncy Smart (@Chauncy Smart) 1523382501.0

Who's behind it?

4. Old replaced with the new

If the oldest person on earth is 116 years old then that means 117 years ago there was an entirely different set of humans on earth.
— 𝒮𝒶𝓂.🌙 (@𝒮𝒶𝓂.🌙) 1445793507.0

That means literally everyone died around that time and was replaced by a younger population.

5. Honestly, they should've known better.

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. How ironic. #Showerthoughts
— Showerthoughts (@Showerthoughts) 1537302605.0

6. We're spicing it up here in the 21st century.

We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime.
— Matt Crowley (@Matt Crowley) 1436911569.0

They lived a bland life. Imagine if we could travel and give them one dorito. We would be in the books!

7. You're living 80 miliseconds in the past.

It takes our brains 80 milliseconds to process information, so we are technically living in the past.
— Akhlaq Ahmed (@Akhlaq Ahmed) 1494181392.0

8. Who was the first?

@loneIytom Who was brave enough to pet the first cat ?
— we need january music Nikki (@we need january music Nikki) 1523401509.0

Fiiinne, Ill let you in on the secret...it was my great great great great great great great grandmother.

9. In loving memory of that burrito...

Farts are simply the ghosts of things we eat #showerthoughts 🛀
— Joseph Ben-Obasa (@Joseph Ben-Obasa) 1537294135.0

10. Is your blue the same as my blue?

@loneIytom How do we know we all see the same colours??? What if my green is green to be but blue to you but you still know it as green🧐
— josè (@josè) 1523464272.0

Is it truly in the eyes of the beholder?

11. Someone got real creative

"Why's sand called sand?" "Cause it's in between the sea and the land." I'll never forget how much this spun me
— mrs X (@mrs X) 1494466782.0

12. How would that work?

There is probably a couple of scam email bots are out there stuck in an endless loop of trying to rip each other off. #showerthoughts
— Skyler (@Skyler) 1548882115.0

13. TP'ing just tool a whole new turn

TP'ing a tree is like decorating a pig with bacon #showerthoughts
— Skyler (@Skyler) 1548887173.0

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3. What day is it really?

4. Old replaced with the new

5. Honestly, they should've known better.

6. We're spicing it up here in the 21st century.

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