Why You Shouldn't Date A Pro-Wrestling Fan
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Why You Shouldn't Date A Pro-Wrestling Fan

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Why You Shouldn't Date A Pro-Wrestling Fan
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When I stated the reasons why you should date a wrestling fan, I mentioned that there are a few bad eggs. I discarded them to focus on the good ones. Well, this time, we are gonna talk about those bad eggs and serve up a horrible omelet of reasons why you should steer clear of wrestling fans at all costs. Consider this a perverse brand of a public service announcement.

First and foremost, wrestling fans are straight up crazy. Pardon the generalization, but the fact they so many of us fans adore a man who pretends to be a zombie (The Undertaker) on a weekly basis means we are crazy. Interesting, but crazy. Like any fan, we have every right to be passionate about what we love. However, pro-wrestling is very strange, even for most TV standards.

I would also be a hack fraud if I neglected to mention that we are fans of a product that has a long stories history with racism, sexism and homophobia. I think I can speak for most wrestling fans and say we don't condone such actions. However, after all the degrading treatment toward women (We have seen a ton of Bra and Panties matches) and all the times blatantly racist stuff has happened (Google the Booker T vs. Triple H storyline and be horrified), we continue to watch it. Condone it or not, that is a lot of red in one ledger. It's a pretty big turn off if you were to show your significant other some of the contents of it.

Most wrestling fans have dedicated their lives to it. I suck at math, but the math I'm about to use to explain why you should reject a wrestling fan on sight is elementary. "Monday Night RAW" is three hours every week. Some fans will also watch "SmackDown," which is two hours every Tuesday. Some will watch "NXT," which is one hour every Wednesday. Nobody watches "Superstars" or "Main Event," so I'll leave those out.

That's six hours every week, and every month there is one PPV which is three hours. So, some weeks your lover will be dedicating nine hours they could be using on getting the job done on a date or in the bedroom, watching pro wrestling. That's pure insanity. It's like a lifestyle choice that you have to sign up for along with the flaws of your lover. However, I only watch RAW, NXT and PPV's. So ladies please drop your name and number in the comments below (it was worth a shot).

Lastly, The passion of a wrestling fan can also be a negative. There were people legitimately angry when Brock Lesnar beat Undertaker's undefeated streak. Like, punching holes in walls angry, all over a scripted product. Hell, when Dean Ambrose became champion, I jumped out of my seat in pure joy. The best way to describe it is like a passionate sports fan. They usually get angry when their teams lose. Wrestling in a nut shell is scripted sports, so we get drawn in the same way sports fans do, despite the fact that it's fake. That's just how unique of a product it is. On the outside, it's very off-putting to see grown adults get so worked up over scripted entertainment.

Now that I have talked about both sides of the equations, it's really up to you if you can handle being with a wrestling fan. The cons I have just mention are pretty bad and are good reason to date a pottery fan instead. However, what I said last article stands. There are a ton of good aspects about wrestling fans. We all know it's fake, we don't have mental disorders or anything like that. We also bathe. I don't know why I had to mention that, but I did. We are just passionate individuals who would love to have the same passion for you like we do for the cartoonish world we call wrestling.

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