Ah, fried rav. One of the, if not the best, meals you could have on campus of all time. Talk to an upperclassman about fried ravioli and risk them drooling all over you and begging for one of your meal swipes. If you've never tried it before, and are maybe looking for a push to try it, you're in the right place! Take this quiz to determine whether or not you should drop what you're doing RIGHT NOW to go get some.
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Question 1: Are you breathing?
If yes: why are you even questioning it? Yes! Go get some!
If no: you are either dead or holding your breath. If it's the latter, then yes, continue this quiz. If it's the former, I give you permission to stop reading, but I do wonder how you're reading if you're dead. If you're not really dead, go get yourself some rav. Or even if you are dead, being dead is most likely much better with some rav.
Question 2: Are the dining halls open?
If yes: you're on the right track! Check the menu and see if there is fried rav on there. If it's not, don't fret! Refer to the other option of this question
If no: what time is it? Is the Hungry Cat open? If it is, go smack some fried rav! If not, and the dining halls don't have it on a particular day you're taking this quiz, right now is not your time, but your time will come.
Question 3: So I'm at the Hungry Cat/Nelson or Shively when there is rav, but there's something I want a little more. Do I really want rav?
If yes: GET. IN. THERE. Get that rav, get that sauce, or dip it in something that better suits you! It's vegetarian if that's your thing, and so delicious that you'll be looking for it every day.
If no: Rethink. You probably want ravioli. Unless you can't eat them due to a dietary restriction. But, in my honest opinion, if it's not deadly, I'd yolo it (totally kidding please don't cause yourself for fried rav even tho it's the best thing you could ever eat).
I really thought I could take this further, but as it turns out, the question really is that simple. You should, most likely, drop whatever you're doing to go get some. In fact, I think I'm going to stop writing this article right now to go and get some, so, bye!
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