Pro-Wrestling is fake, but its fans are far from it. They are actually some of the best people you will ever meet in this world. Just like any kind of person, there are bad eggs. I will do what any sane person would do with bad eggs, and that is, toss them to the side and focus on the good ones. I am here to be your match maker (Pun kinda sorta intended) and have you lock up with the wrestling fan of your dreams (Pun obviously intended. Duh).
The biggest reason you should become close with someone who watches grown men and women in their underwear covered in baby oil flop around for hours weekly, is because they are outcasts. It's no secret that Pro-Wrestling isn't exactly with the kids these days who don't shop at Hot Topic religiously. Some may ask, How is this a reason to date someone? Isn't that a reason not to date a wrestling fan? WRONG! On face value that may be the case, but if looked at a deeper level, one could see the positives. Being an outcast comes with the benefit of having the urge to have something to prove. They don't exactly care how the world around them views us for watching New Day walk out with unicorn horns on their head. They are some of the realest people one will ever meet.
Which brings me to my next point. Wrestling fans know how to endure the bad with the good more than most folk. Like any long-running soap opera, there are lowest lows that come with the highest highs when it comes to the actual programming. For as many Stone Cold Steve Austins, there are just as many Jumpin' Jeff Farmer's (YouTube it and laugh for days). So, if one applied this to a relationship, that would mean a wrestling fan can handle all the fights that comes with a relationship and every other negative that being in a relationship entails. They can roll with the punches because they know something grand could be on the horizon. It also means they will love you unconditionally, and who doesn't want that?
It also showcases their loyalty. Most people would walk away after seeing a segment on live TV where a twin sister tells another twin sister, "I wish you died in the womb." Non-Wrestling fans would turn the TV off after seeing Triple H dressed as Kane making out with a dummy who was supposed to symbolize Kane's High School Girlfriend who died in a car crash....I'm not joking. I'm not talented enough to make that up. Despite all those horrible, tasteless and pain for the mind segments, we remain loyal to it. Isn't loyalty one of the keys to a perfect relationship?
Finally, a giant reason why you should date a wrestling fan is because they are great people. I am generalizing a tad bit, but I saw first hand how great they can be. I was at WrestleMania 32 this year at the AT&T stadium in Dallas with 100,000 wrestling fans. I did not meet a single person that wasn't kind, funny and overall interesting. They were all unique in their own way and it was clear they could be the funniest people to hang out with. I believe in my heart of hearts that if you give a wrestling fan a chance, they can not only surprise you, but they can give you a special kind of love that nobody else can. They love something that is for all intents and purposes strange. So, they can't possible be boring and could potentially take you on an adventure. They can also open the door for you to get into it. There is more to wrestling than one may think, and the only people to see it are wrestling fans. There are some negatives to dating a wrestling fan, and I'll dive into that with my next article. However, there are so many good reasons why you should give that person wearing a Macho Man T-shirt a chance at romance. Last one of those reasons is JOHN CENA! *Blares obnoxious Trumpets.*