She May Go To FSU, But She's Still Too Young For You Bro
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She May Go To FSU, But She's Still Too Young For You Bro

FSU students and Jersey Shore enthusiasts, this ones for you.

Farrah Muntz
Oct 11, 2017
Florida State University
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She May Go To FSU, But She's Still Too Young For You Bro
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If the cast of Jersey Shore isn't your OG squad goals and Florida State University isn't in your Instagram bio then maybe this article isn't for you. But if you still get chills every time Sammi says "I'm the sweetest b!tch you'll ever meet" during the opening credits, then I suggest you stick around. Consider me the Vinny to your Pauly D as I break down all the ways to tell whether or not the girl you saw walking around the first floor of Strozier is too young for you bro...

1. If she's never stepped foot inside Kellum and Smith Hall

2. If she associates the word Coliseum with Rome rather than hangover and heartbreak.

3. If she thinks Tin Lizzy's is greater than Cantina (RIP)

4. If she orders a Dirty Shirley at happy hour

5. If the thought of Moda and their "shot girls" doesn't haunt her

6. If she wasn't here for the hard transition from Encore to TENN

7. If she hasn't belly flopped into Westcott fountain and severely injured herself

8. If she never paid $12 for a salad from Salad Creations in the Union

9. If she thinks that her freshman status is going to stop a 6th year senior from getting her number and asking her to "post game"

10. I think you get the gist...


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