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Seven Ways Wine Has Never Let You Down

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Sometimes you just have to open up a bottle of wine and drink it. Don’t think about it, just do it. Wine exists for a reason and that is to help you get through a bad day or help you celebrate a good day. It’s a cure for everything. There is no better feeling than coming home, putting on sweatpants and drinking a glass (or more) of your favorite bottle of wine. You can always rely on it.

Here are seven ways wine has never let you down:

1. It has always been there for you.

Whether you are going through a breakup or you had a bad day at work, wine will always be waiting for you when you get home.

2. It has listened to all your problems.

You can drink wine and talk for hours. Wine will listen. It won’t tell anyone. It will just make you feel better about any issues or problems you are having.

3. It can calm you down when you are stressed out.

Sometimes your boss or your professor piles too much work on you. You are panicking because you have no idea how you are going to get everything done. Wine is there for you. It will calm you down and will take all your stress away.

4. It makes a girls night fun.

What is a girls night without wine? You can’t have a girls night with a glass of water. It only makes sense with a glass of wine, a chick flick and pizza.

5. There is a bottle out there for everyone.

There is fancy wine and cheap wine. There is white wine and red wine. There is a bottle out there for every kind of person and every kind of taste bud.

6. It can easily replace the boyfriend that is missing your life.

Who needs boys when you have wine, am I right?Wine will always love you and never break up with you.

7. It is healthy.

Fruits and vegetables are way overrated. A glass of wine is much better for your health.

So, next time you are at the grocery store, go straight to the wine isle and pick yourself out the biggest bottle you can find. Go home, pour it in a glass (or drink from the bottle) and drink it with your friends. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.

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