Suddenly you went from laying on the beach to being in a freezing cold classroom with a professor who thought you needed a test the week after spring break! I know what you are thinking, why do good things have to come to an end?
1. When did it become spring?
The last time I left this place, it was definitely still cold, that tree had no leaves, and I had to wear a jacket. A jacket. Now it's 70 degrees and sunny? Okay, Idaho.
2. Was the Starbucks Line always this long?
Okay, people, the menu hasn't changed; order your drink and let's move along. I am going to be late to class.
3. Shoot, what if there is a test?
The only thing I studied over spring break was the cute life guard at the pool. I don't remember what I learned a week ago. Didn't we just have a test? I totally should have written this down before I left.
4. Where did you come from?
Maybe I haven't been to a class in like, a month, but seriously, I don't remember you ever being in here.
5. STOP screaming.
You saw them a week ago; not last month, not a year ago, a week. I'm pretty sure that you were probably Snapchatting them anyway.
6. Maybe the preachers will come back?
It honestly makes my Monday a whole lot better. Nothing like being told how your college existence will send you straight to hell to brighten your mood.
7. Okay, I'm going back to California!
I didn't even go there for spring break, but I can't take this. I'm starting summer early this year.