The G-Word is approaching, and as a second semester senior, you're not ready to leave, but you also have no motivation to do anything. You like to stay awake at night, run around, party, and then sleep until it is time to do it all over again. Whether you are proud to admit it or not, you may have a lot more in common with cats than you think.
For starters, you put limited effort into getting ready in the morning, because you just don't care anymore.
You have one facial expression, and one facial expression only, when you're at a frat party.
You're drinking to celebrate people getting jobs, you're drinking to mourn your college career, you're drinking because you can. You stay drinking.
Which means you're also probably spilling stuff everywhere.
And I mean everywhere.
You've learned that dancing doesn't have to consist of twerking and dropping it like it's hot. You just have to let loose and have fun.
You and your group of friends are soaking up as much quality time as possible. When you go out with your friends, you only hang out with your friends.
Even though you spend a lot of time drinking like your liver can still handle it, you've also transformed into a grandma/grandpa, and you can fall asleep instantly.
When you aren't sleeping, or partying, you're forcing yourself to apply for jobs, and pretend like you're ready to be a real person.
And when you get an interview, you can't help but act like an excited little kid again.
When you get that first job offer, you kind of feel like the King of the Jungle.
Life hasn't been all fun and games, though. You've shed a tear, or a thousand, about having to leave this wonderful place you have grown to call home.
You're acting like a scaredy cat about your future and starting your career.
You constantly think about how much you're going to miss your crew, and all the socially unacceptable things you do for each other.
You may not be ready to move on, but you do know that you've had the best 4 years of your life, and you can't wait to see where your other 8 lives will take you.
But in the meantime, you think you'll just take a nap.
