Sorry guys, I am releasing 11 of our secrets to the internet:

1. That girl in complete workout gear sitting in your 8 am lecture.

She didn't just work out, she rolled out of bed.

2. That student diligently studying on his computer in the library. 

He is Facebook stalking.

3. If it's Monday and the exam is on Friday. 

The book isn't getting opened till 10pm Thursday.

4. That one kid that NEVER studies, parties all the time, but gets better grades than you.

That kid's on Adderall.

5. That one girl that was "too tired" to go out.

She just wanted to catch up on Netflix.

6. That friend you dragged along to a house party, where they know no one.

They hate you and they are very uncomfortable. 

7. When a guy texts you at 2 am to watch a movie.

Have some class ladies. He doesn't even have popcorn.

8. That girl that says that she love a class and/or a certain professor.

She has an A in that class. Wait till she drops to a B.

9. That greek organization you think is worthless and slutty?

Be more respectful, they raise thousands of dollars to specific charities every semester. Do you do that?

10. That one kid who's allergic to gluten.

Ask them what gluten is and then laugh when they don't know.

11. When parent's call their kids on a Sunday and their kid's sound really tired….

They were STUDYING all night Saturday. 

Sorry, I can't give away all of the secrets!

Sincerely,

A College Kid