With innocent names like Harvey and Irma, being afraid of hurricanes has never been more difficult for the commander-in-chief. This false sense of security tricked House Republicans into proposing slashes to the federal disaster relief budget by $667 million, raising no alarms for the president that might stir him from his recurring waking nightmare of missing every single shot at the NBA All-Star Jam.

Here are the top 20 scariest hurricane names curated by leading experts to help the President stop his exhausting free throw spree by tapping into his deepest, darkest fears:

20. Hurricane Electric Bear Trap

19. Hurricane Megatronic Precision-X DeathBeam 9000™

18. Hurricane You Tore Your ACL and Now Your Career is Over

17. Hurricane Child Support

16. Hurricane Steak with No Ketchup

15. Hurricane Tyrannosaurus ClusterBomb McRadiationPoisoning

14. Hurricane Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller

13. Hurricane Steph Curry Was Never Going to Say Yes to The White House Invitation, Anyways

12. Hurricane Satan's Unstoppable Adamantium Bulldozer

11. Hurricane Swarm of Robotic Communist Syphilis Bees

10. Hurricane I Should Probably Tell Nazis They're Bad But Not Until I Get My Second Ice Cream

9. Hurricane Post-Chipotle Diarrhea Avalanche

8. Hurricane Spruce Willis, The Coniferous Tree Looking to Kick Some Ass and Chew Bubble Gum But He's All Out of Gum

7. Hurricane Know What You're Talking About When Addressing the U.N.

6. Hurricane Having to Treat Melania Like a Human Being

5. Hurricane Swamp Whompers, the Bloodthirsty Alligator Biker Gang Living in The Washington, D.C. Swamp That's Yet to Be Drained

4. Hurricane Having to Wear Suits That Aren't So Boxy and Bulky That They Make Me Look Like a Tower of Grizzly Bear Cubs in a Human Costume

3. Hurricane Surprise! Your Mom Has Been Pennywise The Clown in Disguise Your Entire Life

2. Hurricane The World is On Fire Because You Never Sent That Chain Text to Your Crush Back in 2007

1. Hurricane Donald Trump, 45th President of The United States