I miss watching Saturday morning cartoons, the old childhood shows. The good ones, too. Not this new Disney Channel stuff, not the new cartoons. I miss the old Disney Channel movies like "Lucy Wu: Homecoming Warrior" and, like, the good "Spongebob" episodes, like the marching band episode and the "KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA, FOR YOU AND ME."
I miss a lot. I'm sure you do, too, and even if you don't, here are a few that are guaranteed to make you want to stream at least one right now, immediately.
And if not, well, go find one.
1. "Johnny Bravo"
I will imitate this man's "wait, what?" for the rest of my life. It'll probably be bad, because for some reason I imagine him with, like, Elvis' voice? And I can't remember what it sounded like now??? Oh no.
2. "Samurai Jack"
YOOO Samurai Jack was arguably the coolest. And I just found out that they made a reboot? But apparently, the show is aimed more towards adults, so as excited as I am for it, I guess we'll have to see.
3. "Rugrats"
Okay, yeah, I get it, it's like, a super kiddie show, but these babies, man. Also, the line about the chocolate pudding and losing control of my life is very applicable these days. I also like to make chocolate pudding when I've lost control of my life
4. "Dexter's Laboratory"
I have only a few words to say to you: DEEDEEEE!!!! GET OUT OF MY LA BO RO TO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
5. Those old, classic "Scooby Doo" episodes
The ones with Adam West's Batman were so cheesy but I wanna watch them OVER AND OVER AND OVER. Look at them they look so weird I LOVE IT.
6. "Kim Possible"
What's the sitch? Every person here wanted to be her. Don't even try to deny it. And you rapped along to the Naked Mole Rat song. I even had the video game for my Gameboy.
7. "Danny Phantom"
And we're not gonna talk about how he's literally half dead, half alive? Okay, cool. But also, the correlations between this show and "The Fairy Oddparents" are pretty creepy. And now I have the theme song stuck in my head 'cuz he can walk through walls disappear and fly he was much more unique than the other guys.